Benchmark Day Thread

[Frood]

Use this thread to describe anything you haven't previously done before but have done today.

Examples might look like:

[Fat Oak] I didn't consume 80 bucks worth of KFC and Taco Bell today! Me so skinny!!! [/Fat Oak]

[Biggie Smiles] My black lover and I got a white chick for a threesome. She wasn't morbidly obese, didn't smell like blood and bone meal, or lick us uncomfortably like a dairy cow trying to tongue wash away the lithium grease off a farm machinery implement's lubrication nipples. Yay US!"

Or Caskur:

[Caskur] Hi you all. Kurt and I decided to travel abroad last week for the first time as a couple so we booked a flight to the exotic island of Tasmania! I'm so excited being here but these bloody foreigners have NO clue on how to make an Australian meat pie! I said... Kurt! KURT!!@ we need to cross the border into Russia because these people don't know real food ***spit*** [/Caskur]

Enjoy the thread....

[Shen Li]

I met a white libtard yesterday who was truly fascinating. A real independent thinker she was. I realize now, all white libtards are fascinating, independent thinkers.

How could I have been so wrong about them for so long.

[Oliver the Second]

Shen Li:

I was nice and pleasant to everyone and people liked me and wanted to be around me.




Nah, never gonna happen.

[deadskinmask]

i was walking around enjoying gravity while the earth spun wildly around in space.... and while i was rooting in the dirt like my monkey ancestors, it occured to me that the luciferian overlords aren't trying to kill us with pharmaceuticals and draconian policies.... they're trying to help us by killing babies and mutilating childrens genitalia.... i'm sure thats totally fine....

[DKG]

I'll make mine short and sweet. Bernie Sanders and AOC have changed my hostility to socialism. How could any libertarian listen to a market expert like AOC and not become a Trotskyite.