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Obvious Li

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

If this one is true, Cialis should put a drop of your blood in every pill!!






number 2...was six ..it was one of our cruises in the bahamas with lots of female party invitees...maybe could have made seven but got to playing poker

RW

I found your skank Shen!  Haha
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

If this one is true, Cialis should put a drop of your blood in every pill!!






number 2...was six ..it was one of our cruises in the bahamas with lots of female party invitees...maybe could have made seven but got to playing poker


No offense but........you're a ho.  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

I would totally have done 6 people in a day ... if I didn't have morals and a raging fear of herpes.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

Quote from: "Real Woman"I would totally have done 6 people in a day ... if I didn't have morals and a raging fear of herpes.


I don't know; 6 dicks in one day?



I could never do that; 4 maybe 5 is my limit.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I spent time in a Zambian jail

2. I told Bill Clinton he was full of shit

3. I have been married five times

I know you have met Clinton, so I will say number 1 is false.




nah...number 3....only married 4 times.......

Why were you in a Zambian jail?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Real Woman"I found your skank Shen!  Haha

Yes, I think we have a winner.

keeper

Either of you have sisters? http://www.pic4ever.com/images/loveshower.gif">

RW

I do!  She's been dolling herself up and taking selfies.  I hate the whole selfie thing but she's pretty hot in em.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"1. I joined the mile high club before i was 20

2. My record for sexual encounters with different women on a single day is seven

3. I have dated women from every continent excepting Antartica

If this one is true, Cialis should put a drop of your blood in every pill!!






number 2...was six ..it was one of our cruises in the bahamas with lots of female party invitees...maybe could have made seven but got to playing poker

 :shock:

Obvious Li

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I know you have met Clinton, so I will say number 1 is false.




nah...number 3....only married 4 times.......

Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere

Obvious Li

Quote from: "Real Woman"Ah to dream haha




how to........



charter a honking big yacht

stock it with everything your heart could desire

invite all the single guys hanging around on the beach



i'm sure you can plot the next step yourself



easy peasy japaneasy

RW

I still can't rid myself of my morals.
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Poor Fash.  This must be a real shocker for you.
Beware of Gaslighters!