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Anonymous

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nah...number 3....only married 4 times.......

Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere

Even if this is exaggerated, what a story. I can't even make up anything that can top the things you've actually done.

Obvious Li

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Quote from: "Shen Li"

Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere

Even if this is exaggerated, what a story. I can't even make up anything that can top the things you've actually done.




it's not.....just telling the tame stuff....i was scared shitless driving in Zambia...when you came to a red light you had to speed up and drive like hell through the light.....red lights were where the bandits would hang out...if you slowed down they would shoot you and take your car....lots of times i would hit border posts in neighboring countries, located in the middle of nowhere,  manned by two or three black guys with AK's that wanted nothing more than a reason to fuck with you.....i always carried a gun in the air cleaner and a case of beer and porno mags in the trunk...the beer and playboy mags usually did the trick....good thing as carrying a weapon was a capital offense then.

Obvious Li

Quote from: "Real Woman"Poor Fash.  This must be a real shocker for you.




keeper started it........ :lol:  :lol:



fash can say a few extra hail marys on my behalf at Wednesday bible study... :shock:

Renee

Quote from: "Real Woman"I still can't rid myself of my morals.


"Morals" :lol: I was more concerned about stamina.  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Renee

Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Obvious Li"
Why were you in a Zambian jail?[/quote]





long long ago and far far away while i was working in South Africa my friend decided to marry a girl from Zambia...he asked me to be his best man......in those days that was illegal in South Africa....after the wedding we went to her home town in Zambia for the celebrations and were arrested there...not sure how or why the SA govt. was able to get the police in Zambia to jail us but it took me 5 days to get the bribe money transferred and get us released......never ever did find any trace of the beamer we drove there in...too bad i left my favorite glock hidden in the air cleaner.......the jail was a pit, dirt floors, rats, snakes...... the works...couldn't chance the slop so i was fucking starved when i got out...no help from the embassy at all...useless dorks...same everywhere

Even if this is exaggerated, what a story. I can't even make up anything that can top the things you've actually done.




it's not.....just telling the tame stuff....i was scared shitless driving in Zambia...when you came to a red light you had to speed up and drive like hell through the light.....red lights were where the bandits would hang out...if you slowed down they would shoot you and take your car....lots of times i would hit border posts in neighboring countries, located in the middle of nowhere,  manned by two or three black guys with AK's that wanted nothing more than a reason to fuck with you.....i always carried a gun in the air cleaner and a case of beer and porno mags in the trunk...the beer and playboy mags usually did the trick....good thing as carrying a weapon was a capital offense then.


Sounds like driving thru East Orange or Irvington, New Jersey after dark. Same shit, if you are white don't stop at the light.  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I still can't rid myself of my morals.


"Morals" :lol: I was more concerned about stamina.  :lol:

That I have in spades :)
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Obvious Li"It's not.....just telling the tame stuff....i was scared shitless driving in Zambia...when you came to a red light you had to speed up and drive like hell through the light.....red lights were where the bandits would hang out...if you slowed down they would shoot you and take your car....lots of times i would hit border posts in neighboring countries, located in the middle of nowhere,  manned by two or three black guys with AK's that wanted nothing more than a reason to fuck with you.....i always carried a gun in the air cleaner and a case of beer and porno mags in the trunk...the beer and playboy mags usually did the trick....good thing as carrying a weapon was a capital offense then.

I have no desire to ever get off a plane anywhere in sub-Saharan Africa. I don't care how lucrative their resource wealth is.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Sounds like driving thru East Orange or Irvington, New Jersey after dark. Same shit, if you are white don't stop at the light.  :lol:

Woman, do you realize what you have done? You'll have Romero choking on his non-fat latte.

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Sounds like driving thru East Orange or Irvington, New Jersey after dark. Same shit, if you are white don't stop at the light.  :lol:

Woman, do you realize what you have done? You'll have Romero choking on his non-fat latte.


I hope so.  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Renee

Quote from: "Real Woman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Real Woman"I still can't rid myself of my morals.


"Morals" :lol: I was more concerned about stamina.  :lol:

That I have in spades :)


Good for you. I on the other hand I need bathroom breaks and food.  :lol:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Real Woman"Poor Fash.  This must be a real shocker for you.

I am trying not to judge anyone Real Woman. But, it was a bit shocking to read what Obvious Li wrote.

Anonymous

1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.

This is tough. All of them seem false, but I can only pick one. I will guess number 3?

keeper

Quote from: "Fashionista"1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.


Hmmmm, Im guessing #2

RW

Quote from: "Fashionista"1. I have never questioned my faith.

2. My father spent time in prison in Taiwan.

3. My mother came to Canada just before I was born, so that I would have Canadian citizenship and then returned back to Taiwan with me after I was born.

I'm going with #1 Fash.
Beware of Gaslighters!