Why is this bitch so obsessed with Biggie?

[Dove]

Where?

 I don't know where it is but she posted it on her board a long time ago and CW yeeted it lol

[Dove]

She looks so white and ugly. She acts so white and ugly.

 She's super pasty...like she gets red rash looking spots.

 She came to visit me when I was living in Fort Lauderdale FL. Now I'm white and of Celtic descent. So I'm "black irish". I have very long and thick dark hair and tannish skin...I'm not pasty white at all. And I can be in the sun all day long and I don't burn. I just get a dewy glow.

 This pasty bitch burnt to a damn crisp after an hour at the pool in the condo complex I lived in. And holy shit was it bad.

 I had her slather sour cream on it 

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Bacon grease and tinfoil might have been more appropriate

[Biggie Smiles]

I forgot about her crying on a recording 

Was that when she was stuck at Moodork's Manatee Pit posting by herself cause no one wanted her desperate ass at SG ?

[Erica Mena]

Was that when she was stuck at Moodork's Manatee Pit posting by herself cause no one wanted her desperate ass at SG ?

Remember when she said SG would go 404 because of her? Shit, maybe if she sat on the server

[Biggie Smiles]

She's super pasty...like she gets red rash looking spots.

 She came to visit me when I was living in Fort Lauderdale FL. Now I'm white and of Celtic descent. So I'm "black irish". I have very long and thick dark hair and tannish skin...I'm not pasty white at all. And I can be in the sun all day long and I don't burn. I just get a dewy glow.

 This pasty bitch burnt to a damn crisp after an hour at the pool in the condo complex I lived in. And holy shit was it bad.

 I had her slather sour cream on it 

That pasty ass marshmallow sweats sour cream and spits Elmer's glue

And she don't need the sun to get all crisp. You light a match within 20 feet of that human soccer ball she'll begin to morph into the koolaid man right before your eyes

[reaps the honest]

I don't know where it is but she posted it on her board a long time ago and CW yeeted it lol

The sob cast.

That was a bit cringe.

[Dove]

The sob cast.

That was a bit cringe.

 Just a bit lol

[Biggie Smiles]

The sob cast.

That was a bit cringe.

She used to get slobbering drunk on that cheap vodka I wouldn't rub on a wound let alone consume and text me 100s of times asking me why I wouldn't give her a chance to be the woman I always needed

I'd just turn off my phone and pretend the phone compamy was messing up again

[Garraty_47]

That was a bit cringe.

As cringe as, say, having a photo taken in a flower garden and forgetting to hide your purse?

(skips away chortling loudly)

[reaps the honest]

As cringe as, say, having a photo taken in a flower garden and forgetting to hide your purse?

(skips away chortling loudly)

Or as cringe as trying to censor hurty words then having a massive shit fit when you found out the hard way that you couldn't censor shit lulz.

[Garraty_47]

Or as cringe as trying to censor hurty words then having a massive shit fit when you found out the hard way that you couldn't censor shit lulz.

I should have known better than challenging a man so secure in his masculinity that he takes selfies with his handbag in clear view.

 

[reaps the honest]

I should have known better than challenging a man so secure in his masculinity that he takes selfies with his handbag in clear view.

 

Your sad lonely singleness is showing old man.

Do you not have a cat to punch or something?

[Biggie Smiles]

Remember when she said SG would go 404 because of her? Shit, maybe if she sat on the server

The only thing going 404 because of that fat heffer is the reading on the scale when she steps on it

[Garraty_47]

Your sad lonely singleness is showing old man.

One out of three is... about what I'd expect from a Limey with more fashion sense than the common kind.

I've missed you. LoL
Stop going away so much dammit.