A stray dog licked me the other day

[Biggie Smiles]

Why do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?

[DKG]

Why do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?

Joe begs for attention like a dog. Biggie Smiles gave him what he craves.

[Lokmar]

Why do you have to be rude, crude and vulgar?

josephine brings all this shit on himself....even if you cant see it.

[Herman]

josephine brings all this shit on himself....even if you cant see it.

Joe would be heartbroken if nobody responded to his trolling bullshit.

[JOE]

My dog would have bit you.

I guess ya'd bite me too....eh Lokmeer?!

Ya know what they say...like owner...like dog!

[Lokmar]

I guess ya'd bite me too....eh Lokmeer?!

Ya know what they say...like owner...like dog!

No dummy. I tell people, the dog is a distraction while I'm grabbing my gun.

[JOE]

The dog has learned to be charming.

That is good.

Actually I wonder if some Dogs can understand English or other languages.

They certainly seem to be able to read human expressions, such as smiling or friendly gestures from people

[Biggie Smiles]

So JOE -- lets take this anomaly from the top shall we?

YOu were walking down the street and the dog  you found attractive licked you

did you end up licking it back ?

Did it say anything when it was done licking you?

DId you find yourself aroused in any capacity?

Hey JOEJ

did the dog end up calling the next day or this just another fleeting love which hath melted away into the recesses of both your imaginations?

you and the dog, I mean.

[caskur]

Actually I wonder if some Dogs can understand English or other languages.

They certainly seem to be able to read human expressions, such as smiling or friendly gestures from people

Never smile at dogs... especially strange dogs.... showing teeth is a sign of aggression ....


Always use your voice to praise or growl.

Dogs love to please their owners... if your dog isn't pleased with you, you are doing the wrong thing.

[JOE]

Hey JOEJ

did the dog end up calling the next day or this just another fleeting love which hath melted away into the recesses of both your imaginations?

you and the dog, I mean.

Have't fergot 'er, eh Bigly?

That dog...She was and still remains...a true love of mine.