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Frood

Quote from: caskur on July 11, 2024, 12:48:36 AMbest post you've written in months.  :pardon:

It was a textual representation of the contents within your skull...  :popcorn:
Blahhhhhh...

DKG

Quote from: caskur on July 10, 2024, 09:42:10 AMI think Thiel has a crush on Joe.

I don't think it's returned.
Oh it is. Joe likes to make Thiel jealous by flirting with Lokmar.

Frood

Quote from: DKG on July 11, 2024, 06:11:34 AMOh it is. Joe likes to make Thiel jealous by flirting with Lokmar.

Joe has a total pinched off Tootsie Roll for Lokmar.
Blahhhhhh...

Lokmar

It must turn him on when I'm mean to him. Stupid fucker knows how to drag it out of me.

He's just so fucking stupid in such an irritating way!
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Thiel

gay, conservative and proud

JOE

Quote from: Dove on July 10, 2024, 10:08:07 PMI did TRY to make it funny. I tried.  :dontknow:

 I've met people from the forums. I met Murd. She spent several days with me in FL.

 I met Fats....he lives about an hour and a half away from me. Great guy. Still friends with him.

 I obvious met Biggie and we were more than friendly for a few years and we still wub eachother ♡

 I never had no shit like that go down with anyone from a forum at least.

Is it possible for women to 'rape' men avatar_Dove Dove?!

Dove

Quote from: Frood on July 11, 2024, 12:18:17 AMDidn't Dovey say that Poofer had a dick which resembled a factory seconds Twinkie? 

 No but I wish I did  :crampe:

 Honestly I'm never one to kiss and tell. Everyone knew Big and I were giving things a real life go and none of that ever made it to a forum. A few funny stories yeah. But not any private things.

 In all honesty Poofer wasn't ugly and with his high energy and sense of humor he was mid attractive. Until he started negging....picking stupid fights...acting like a bitch.

 You absolutely cannot...CANNOT be a man bitch with a woman like me. Nothing offends me more than some weak ass whining man bitch.

 If I feel like IM the one who will have to kill the intruder or change the tire...yeah no.
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Dove

Quote from: JOE on July 11, 2024, 06:28:05 PMIs it possible for women to 'rape' men avatar_Dove Dove?!

 Absolutely. Women sexually assault men and boys all the time.
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Lokmar

Quote from: Thiel on July 11, 2024, 01:11:38 PMIt is working.

Dont worry Thiel, the only way I'd get between you two is when I shove you off Hotel Tehran at the same time. If you scramble, you might be able to ride him one last time on the way down!!!
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Lokmar

Quote from: Dove on July 11, 2024, 07:45:44 PMAbsolutely. Women sexually assault men and boys all the time.

#MEETOO!  :crampe:

The bitch stripped me down and started riding it in a way that was bending the hell outta muh wang. All after I kept telling her NO!!!!. I think she sucked it half way down her throat just to get it hard!

Eventually, I woke up enough that I took over and plowed her into oblivion. NO eventually meant "AIGHT BEESH!!" Prolly didnt pull out either cause I'm like that. She got her hate fuck and bruised pelvis, I went back to sleep! I never sought counseling.

Frood

Quote from: Lokmar on July 12, 2024, 09:34:56 AM#MEETOO!  :crampe:

The bitch stripped me down and started riding it in a way that was bending the hell outta muh wang. All after I kept telling her NO!!!!. I think she sucked it half way down her throat just to get it hard!

Eventually, I woke up enough that I took over and plowed her into oblivion. NO eventually meant "AIGHT BEESH!!" Prolly didnt pull out either cause I'm like that. She got her hate fuck and bruised pelvis, I went back to sleep! I never sought counseling.

I've screwed a few wang benders in the past. They think your cock is a silicone coated sex aid as they grind perpendicular while talking cheap porn shit.

There was this one I threw off after saying wtf?

Had to finish her off with my fist, and about 2 inches of wrist. She came like a gusher after I opened my hand, but complained that my wrist was too hairy and gave her gravel rash.

We went to sleep and I left at first light but not before spooging all over hair.
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Blahhhhhh...

Lokmar

Quote from: Frood on July 12, 2024, 11:54:05 AMI've screwed a few wang benders in the past. They think your cock is a silicone coated sex aid as they grind perpendicular while talking cheap porn shit.

There was this one I threw off after saying wtf?

Had to finish her off with my fist, and about 2 inches of wrist. She came like a gusher after I opened my hand, but complained that my wrist was too hairy and gave her gravel rash.

We went to sleep and I left at first light but not before spooging all over hair.

"SHES A SQUIRTER!!!!"  :crampe:  I'm all for that squirtin shit, but HOELEE FACK! You got your hand AND wrist up there!!!! Thats a BIG wallered out fukin pussy!

Had you stayed with her, she'd have been waxing your wrists!
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Frood

Quote from: Lokmar on July 12, 2024, 12:02:32 PM"SHES A SQUIRTER!!!!"  :crampe:  I'm all for that squirtin shit, but HOELEE FACK! You got your hand AND wrist up there!!!! Thats a BIG wallered out fukin pussy!

Had you stayed with her, she'd have been waxing your wrists!

When we fucked it almost sounded like an automobile threw a cv joint.
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Blahhhhhh...

Lokmar

Quote from: Frood on July 12, 2024, 12:31:12 PMWhen we fucked it almost sounded like an automobile threw a cv joint.

OMFG!!!!!  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

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