You must insult the person above you.

[J E B Stuart]

Still wears a Covid mask because he got sick and tired of getting arrested for indecent exposure.

Amen.

[Frood]

Gypsies stole his detachable penis at Burning Man.

[J E B Stuart]

Is back home recovering from injuries sustained while at his side-hustle panhandling for handouts with his Basset Hound at a major traffic intersection. Turned out a van full of little old ladies didn't take too kindly to his sign which read, "HUNGRY!  NEED $$$! HELP OR I'LL HAVE TO EAT MY DOG!" 

The video of the blue hairs stompin' his ass is getting a buncha hits, though.

Amen.

[Frood]

Ok, that's just bizarre. 

[Frood]

Bragged that he once did some coke off a bikini clad fanny but that was just him with a can of cola and line dancing with his mom at Buc-ee's.

[Renegade Quark]

His milk mustache isn't milk.

[Frood]

His shit eating grin isn't just symbolic...

[Reggie Essent]

Lost his first chance to lose his virginity when he was a lad when he blurted "Damn!  Your cunt is huge!"

He never made that mistake again.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Mixes vodka with horse piss and calls it a Moscow mule.

[Renegade Quark]

Thinks the vodka ruins the Moscow Mule.

[Frood]

Tried to serve a Moscow Mule but it kicked him in the balls when he tried to Put-in.

[Reggie Essent]

Fucked a mule in Moscow once.

[Frood]

Visited Lenin's tomb; left kissy smudges on the glass.

[Shen Li]

Visited Richard Simmons grave left tears on the ground.

[Frood]

Visited Dollywood, walked out wearing a Dolly bra under her clothes as knickers.

Nobody suspected a thing...