You must insult the person above you.

[Frood]

Farts in the bath tub for the free bubble tea.

[Shen Li]

Gave his son a sex talk about maturbation. It could have been awkward, but he handled it well.

[Frood]

Accidentally fell out of plane.


Used her panties to safely land.

[Renegade Quark]

Volunteer bathroom attendant.

[J E B Stuart]

Isn't gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Mixes corn flakes with bleach and calls it the breakfast of champions.

[Reggie Essent]

Lost his virginity with a vacuum cleaner.

[J E B Stuart]

Lost his virginity at the donkey festival in San Antero, Colombia:

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Thinks that the four basic food groups are beer, wine, hard liquor, and that stuff that goes inside Twinkies.

[Garraty_47]

Gets lobotomies like others take periodic enemas and for the same reason.

[Shen Li]

If he was anymore inbred he would be a sandwich.

[Frood]

Looks like an angry racist lobster after a thimble full of barrel wash but to be fair, she's got a lot of crabs.

[Shen Li]

There's no "I" in team, but there's a "U" in useless!

[Frood]

At a wet t-shirt contest at a local mall somebody yelled "release the girls!" at her...

...she freed the puppies in her shopping trolley.

[Renegade Quark]

Thinks pro wrestling is real.