You must insult the person above you.

[Reggie Essent]

Took the driving test 35 times before she finally passed it.

[Shen Li]

Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh, either.

[J E B Stuart]

Enjoyed the Super Bowl LIX halftime show.

Amen.

[Herman]

Drank Bud Light during Super Bowl because Dylan Mulvaney endorsed it.

[J E B Stuart]

Dylan Mulvaney got a protective order against him for stalking.

Amen.

[Frood]

Impregnated Dylan Mulvaney's mouth.

They named it Bob Low Dylan.

[J E B Stuart]

Works out with Dylan every day to get in shape:

Amen.

[Herman]

Old J E B Stuart walks into a bar and says bartender, give me a Bud Light.
Bartender asks, Do you want a bottle?
J E B Stuart replies no thanks, I'll take it in the can.

[Renegade Quark]

His scrotum is twice as long as his dick.

[Shen Li]

He's not Roman Catholic, but every night he celebrates PALM Sunday.

[Renegade Quark]

Has breath that could knock a buzzard off of a manure spreader.

[J E B Stuart]

Wishes he was ambidextrous as he's always fantasized about having a ménage à trois.

Amen.

[Frood]

Made his dog eat Skittles so he could taste the rainbow.

[Reggie Essent]

The dingos wouldn't take his baby/.

[Shen Li]

Reggie has a masturbation addiction. But, he's beating it.