You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

He's so cheap that when he played football, the object was to get the quarter back.

[Herman]

Old Shen Li is like a community college.
She's cheap, easy to get into, and people will settle for her if they can't do any better.

[J E B Stuart]

After all these years, still thinks "shit, shower and shave" means "shit in the shower and shave."

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

His hobbies are stamp collecting, long walks on the beach, and full contact nude kickboxing.



Which explains his falsetto voice.

[J E B Stuart]

His hobbies are stamp collecting, long walks on the beach, and full contact nude kickboxing.



Which explains his falsetto voice.

Actually, I am a philatelist. 🤣

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Actually, he is a coprophiliac.

[Renegade Quark]

Has financed a tattoo.