You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

Table face.

The diif between RQ and an extra large pizza is that the pie can feed a family of 4.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She's like Mondays because nobody likes her.

[Garraty_47]

Prof was such an outcast child the neighborhood kids would only play with him when they tied a rope around his neck and used him for a tetherball pole.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Garraty's hobby is to provide entertainment....



...at the monkey house of his local zoo.

[Shen Li]

Is it wrong to freak out if you suddenly find out your spouse slept with hundreds of men before marriage?

Or is Prof's wife just being irrational?

[J E B Stuart]

Such an astonishing coincidence that Shen and Prof's wife have so much in common.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

He went to a proctologist who told not to worry. It's normal to get an erection during this exam.

Stu said I don't have an erection.

The proctologist said I was talking about me.

[J E B Stuart]

Several daily sessions with her trusty antique steam-powered Manipulator is the only thing she has found that can keep her hysteria in check:



Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Now we all know what his hobby really is all about.

[J E B Stuart]

Speaking of hobbies, the Prof is quite handy at rebuilding and reconditioning Manipulators such as the one now enjoyed by Shen.  And below is the Manipulator he restored for his personal use which he lovingly calls "My Black Backdoor Buddy":



Amen.

[Shen Li]

This morning he was woken up with oral sex.

He vowed that is the last time he falls asleep on the subway with his mouth open.

[Renegade Quark]

Is the reason we have swear words.

[Shen Li]

When he dies he wants to be cremated.

That way, he'll have a smoking hot body at least once.

[Renegade Quark]

Was an extra on Hawaii 5-O.

[Shen Li]

He asked his wife to embrace her mistakes. So she hugged him.