You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

He went to his local beach wearing a speedo.


People were pissed that he wore it like a COVID mask.

[Shen Li]

Prof saw a saw a red and a brown ring around his dick and immediately called his doctor.

His doctor examined him and said he had good and bad news.

The doctor said the good news is that the red ring is lipstick. The bad  news is that the brown ring is Copenhagen.

[Renegade Quark]

Is so stupid she couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.

[Shen Li]

In high school, RQ's social studies teacher asked him if a cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs, what is the moral of the story?

RQ replied, "a wet pussy makes a cock feel good."

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She is the poster child for abstinence.