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Re: Forum gossip thread by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

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You must insult the person above you.

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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#825
November 03, 2025, 07:25:45 PM
He went to his local beach wearing a speedo.


People were pissed that he wore it like a COVID mask.
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Shen Li

#826
November 04, 2025, 12:25:47 AM
Prof saw a saw a red and a brown ring around his dick and immediately called his doctor.

His doctor examined him and said he had good and bad news.

The doctor said the good news is that the red ring is lipstick. The bad  news is that the brown ring is Copenhagen.
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Renegade Quark

#827
November 04, 2025, 11:25:01 PM
Is so stupid she couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.
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Shen Li

#828
November 05, 2025, 12:12:46 AM
In high school, RQ's social studies teacher asked him if a cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs, what is the moral of the story?

RQ replied, "a wet pussy makes a cock feel good."
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#829
November 05, 2025, 10:44:12 AM
She is the poster child for abstinence.
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Shen Li

#830
November 05, 2025, 10:32:07 PM
He will deny it, but this is the real reason Prof was fired from the United States Postal Service.
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Renegade Quark

#831
November 05, 2025, 11:55:10 PM
I envy the people who have never met you.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#832
November 06, 2025, 06:31:57 PM
I pity the people that met you.
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J E B Stuart

#833
November 06, 2025, 07:02:08 PM
I pity you because Shen Li will never sit on your face.

Amen.
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Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

#834
November 06, 2025, 07:06:07 PM
A photo of his face is used as the 'BEFORE' pic in most cosmetic surgery offices.
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Shen Li

#835
November 06, 2025, 11:30:17 PM
Prof thinks the only difference between a pizza and his wife is that he never peels the crust off a pizza before he eats it.
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J E B Stuart

#836
November 07, 2025, 10:57:31 AM Last Edit: November 07, 2025, 10:59:37 AM by J E B Stuart
Although she can't quite put her finger on it, there is something about this woman that gives Shen an overwhelming urge to sit on her face:



https://www.foxnews.com/us/left-wing-new-hampshire-professor-smeared-charlie-kirk-for-white-supremacy-after-assassination.amp

Amen.
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Shen Li

#837
November 07, 2025, 10:40:07 PM Last Edit: November 07, 2025, 10:43:55 PM by Shen Li
Stu the cheapskate spent 2 hours in rush hour traffic and $10 on gas to take advantage of this amazing deal.
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Renegade Quark

#838
November 15, 2025, 01:02:05 AM
Her life is like the story of the ugly duckling except in her case the ugly duckling grew up to become an even uglier duck.
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Shen Li

#839
November 15, 2025, 11:28:02 PM
The only reason they call RQ a grown-up is because he groans every time he gets up.
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