Dear ....

[Bricktop]

Dear Renee,



I feel your pain.

Dear RW,



Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a  whole pound cake at 4am this morning.  ac_unsure

Oh?



Only one?



On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao

Fuck you.

 ac_lmfao



Have another pound cake!!!

[Renee]

Dear Renee,



I feel your pain.

Dear RW,



Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a  whole pound cake at 4am this morning.  ac_unsure

Oh?



Only one?



On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao

Fuck you.

 ac_lmfao



Have another pound cake!!!

I suppose laughing at me makes you feel better considering how fucked up you are.



Whatever gets you through what's left of your shitty life  old man.

[keeper]

Dear Body...



Please stop hurting so i can post more.



Dear feelings...



I got nothing!!

[Odinson]

Dear Renee,



I feel your pain.

Dear RW,



Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a  whole pound cake at 4am this morning.  ac_unsure

Oh?



Only one?



On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao

Fuck you.

 ac_lmfao



Have another pound cake!!!

It takes a couple of nights for Renees memory foam matress to forget about her.

[RW]

Dear Renee,



I feel your pain.

Dear RW,



Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a  whole pound cake at 4am this morning.  ac_unsure

Been there too.

[RW]

Dear grass,



What's wrong with just colouring your dead ass green?  Where's the shame in that?

[Anonymous]

Dear Hotel,



This is Canada, hire a concierge who speaks English or Chinese ffs!! acc_angry

[Annie]

Dear new neighbor...why do you HAVE to rev up your motorcycle in the middle of the night for 10 friggin minutes?

[Richard/RDL]

Dear bedbugs, spiders, mosquitos, and all other bugs:



You think I'm delicious?  Gee thanks....

[Bricktop]

Dear evs,



I'm sorry I misbehaved in your forum and called you and your friends nasty names.

[RW]

Dear evs,



I'm sorry I misbehaved in your forum and called you and your friends nasty names.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RW]

Dear Vancouver,



Invest in transportation infrastructure.  Your traffic is ridiculous.

[Annie]

Dear congestion and water behind my ear drum...get lost!

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Dear Banff Weather,



Please relocate to Washington, D. of C.

[RW]

Dear Asia,  



Take me with you!!!