Dear ....

[RW]

Address your issue with a dear :)



Dear Men,



When you wear shorts, please wear underwear because you run the risk of flashing your dingle dangle to the ladies.

[asal]

Dear Mr. Depardieu,



Please continue to be charming and make that movie that you apparently made that is so funny appear to me because I couldn't find it today.  And you don't need underwear Mr. Depardieu, that suggestion is for the others.

[asal]

Dear laundry;



Please come out of the dryer folded.  I don't like folding you.

[Bricktop]

Dear Canada,



Please stop slaughtering your animals.

[RW]

Dear Australia,



If you tasted them, you would complain less.  Come for dinner anytime.



Love,



Canada

[Annie]

Dear Mother Nature, stop fucking with my hormones

[Anonymous]

Dear Future Parents,



Being a parent is the greatest responsibility and the most important job you will ever have..



I wish you the very best success.

 ac_smile

[Renee]

Dear Bathroom Scale,



Stop scaring me.

[ghost]

Dear allergies,

Fuck off and die already.

[Renee]

Dear New Strapless Bra,



You better work better than the last one.

[Odinson]

Dear gas prices..



Bring back the 50pennies/litre prices..



Dear government.



Bring back our old finnish mark. Euro sucks.

[RW]

Dear mom who wants to set up a tent and sleep in my back yard,



I hope you realise I'm going to pretend I'm a bear and scare the shit out of you come midnight.



Love,  



Your favourite daughter

[Bricktop]

Dear New Strapless Bra,



You better work better than the last one.

 ac_lmfao



Strapless?



May I suggest you do a little reading on Newton, and the laws of gravity?

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Dear .........,



I am forever wounded. I saw with my own eyes your exquisite beauty. I felt with every pore on my skin your true essence. I heard music and sounds that are uniquely you. I am a prisoner of your wonder.

[Annie]

Dear allergies,

Fuck off and die already.

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