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I Broke My Vow And Took A Peek At The Other Forum

Started by Anonymous, June 11, 2015, 04:25:25 PM

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RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Bricktop

Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I have no idea!!!



THIS is Vogon poetry



"Ah freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me,

As plurdled gabbleblotchits,

On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,

Its earted jurtles,

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,

And living glupules frart and slipulate,

Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,

And hooptiously drangle me,

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't."



I think its better.

cool story, lewis carrol.... needs more jabberwoks.... :D


Sorry. Douglas Adams. He does not do jabberwocks. He does, however, do pan-galactic gargle blasters.

Bricktop

Quote from: "RW"You owe me a dinner Spec.


Sorry. Hope it cleaned up OK.



 ac_crying

RW

Your comments made it all worth it BUAHAHAHAHA
Beware of Gaslighters!

deadskinmask

Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I have no idea!!!



THIS is Vogon poetry



"Ah freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me,

As plurdled gabbleblotchits,

On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,

Its earted jurtles,

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,

And living glupules frart and slipulate,

Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,

And hooptiously drangle me,

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't."



I think its better.

cool story, lewis carrol.... needs more jabberwoks.... :D


Sorry. Douglas Adams. He does not do jabberwocks. He does, however, do pan-galactic gargle blasters.

i'm vaguely familiar with him. So Long, Thanks For The Fish, i think.... but gargle blasters sounds both horrible and erotic simultaneously....
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RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

kiebers

Quote from: "SPECTRE" She's got a new beau in Lochdub...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Strike two.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Annie

Lochdub? As in the Lochdub over there? Oh geeze, poor guy.....
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

kiebers

Quote from: "Annie"Lochdub? As in the Lochdub over there? Oh geeze, poor guy.....

Not hardly. According to Spec any male that may have a friendship with her is her beau.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Annie

Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

deadskinmask

Quote from: "Annie"Ohhh lolol

i like your sig.... i'm somewhat racist but i can still appreciate the wisdom of it.... :)
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cc

And I'm no multiculturist nazi, but It is interesting and well done .. Bannie ... I mean Annie ... is always special





Say - Who are y'all  referring to with the so-called poetry earlier in the thread? ""The witch procured her potion

With tenderness and ease"



Sounds like from the Keybeck crossdresser what is in love with itself



 make that "crossdresser internet  persona" if ya get my drift
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Renee

Quote from: "SPECTRE"Yeah? So why did you wail on me when I started my crusade to expose her and her cronies for once and for all??



Singing a different song now, aintcha...


Why,....because at the time I thought you were a fulltime  professional douche bag.......  ac_toofunny



But don't get happy, my opinions rarely change. In the case of the situation on Van, it came down to the lesser of two putrid odors or as you people write...."odours".
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Annie

Quote from: "Annie"
Quote from: "cc la femme"And I'm no multiculturist nazi, but It is interesting and well done .. Bannie ... I mean Annie ... is always special





Say - Who are y'all  referring to with the so-called poetry earlier in the thread? ""The witch procured her potion

With tenderness and ease"



Sounds like from the Keybeck crossdresser what is in love with itself



 make that "crossdresser internet  persona" if ya get my drift


Spec was referring to oinky's, I mean inky's crappy attempt at poetry lol
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

cc

aw, inkey  ...... OK, I get it .. funny, have seen similar crap from la belle province
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell