I Broke My Vow And Took A Peek At The Other Forum

[cc]

They actually anned Bannie? ..  oops, I mean banned Annie?



I don't often join the forum vs. forum banter  but I gotta say that is ridiculous . beyond ridiculous .. . absurd comes closer



I suppose sweet Berry will be next?



 Wow!! I guess even sweet I ac_angel am in jeopardy

[Annie]

lol ya CC watch yer back, girl! Ya never know what's gonna happen when you let your guard down!

[Renee]

It will be a cold day in hell before I set foot back in Van. I told evs as much as I walked out the door. At the time I was confined to the "Ramble On" forum where the content was being dumped by evs pet cross dresser on a daily basis. Evs told me that she would like to invite me back if I would stop agitating for the confinement of SMP and Odinson....my answer was basically a polite "Fuck You".

[Bricktop]

Yeah? So why did you wail on me when I started my crusade to expose her and her cronies for once and for all??



Singing a different song now, aintcha...

[Annie]

Haha Renee I used to mod the Ramble On sub forum but when I decided to quit she got all pissy again with me.  Not like I was the only one modding it anyways so I didn't have anything to do with when inky deleted shit as she saw fit whenever she felt like it.

[Bricktop]

I warned evs that Oinky is not that sweet little southern gal she pretends to be.



She set up her own little realm in Van...and now hasn't been seen for weeks. She's got a new beau in Lochdub...but he will get burned like all the others.



She is a vile and treacherous harridan. And evs will discover, like others before her, the hard way.

[Annie]

I agree, she trashed me behind my back when I never said shit to or about her. Oinky  lolol

[Bricktop]

She will trash anyone and everyone behind their back. Or, in my case, to my face. She is a chronic liar and deceiver. She and evs make a good pair.

[Annie]

Two peas in a pod, make it three and throw mimi in there lol

[Bricktop]

OK...I had heard of this tome written by Oinky and how utterly dreadful it is...so I dropped by to see for myself.



Now, as you may know, I'm not one to discourage creativeness and imagination, but as far as execrable scrawlings that would make a Vogon (Google it if you don't know what a Vogon is) puke, this one takes the prize.



Fuck...what a mess...



"The witch procured her potion

With tenderness and ease



She prayed upon the moon goddess for that she wished appeased



She called upon her blackest dragon and spit upon the myre(no such word...)

To bring the pale and tender flesh of the angel she desired



She wove her words of lust and lash and clawed her aching skin (WTF??????)

Her mouth a quivering slant to taste the beauty of her sin



The dragon crept upon the angel and whispered in her ear

He spoke of souls unencumbered (WTF????)

And circled as she grew near



He wrapped her in the timeless breath of heat within his bowel (Heat within his bowel??? What...he's gonna FART after tacos)

And told of pleasures beyond her mind that soon he could endow



The angel fell upon her knees for never had she so lust(WTF????)

Waves of blood boiling hot and wet within her thighs did thrust (Menstruating???)



She clutched her sheath of heavens grace (Does that mean vagina?)

Wings wrapping the demon tight



His teeth sank deep unto her breast

Her thighs did bind him tight(Didn't she just say it was her wings?)



She howled unto the thunder that rolled across the land (WTF???)

For now she saw the demon was the figure of a man



No space between heaven and hell, the witch was full of joy (WTF???)

For now her beast had brought to her the lust of all her ploy (WTF???)



The angel limp in the witch's arms, she bent to kiss her lips (OK. I'm confused...angel, demon, witch...who's screwing who??)

Her fingers gently probing the sweetest honey with their tips



Her lips met the angel's. Her heart was frozen cold

For in her raging wild desire, she forgot what ancients told



Beware the one desire of most (WTF???)

The beauty of your sin

For in the innocence of your kiss

Knowledge will surely win (What does THIS mean????)



The angel's eyes flared to life and burned a fiery red...

She wasn't just an angel...

But the darkness that you fed..." (One minute the angle is a male...then its a female...poetic licence, I guess?)



But the laugh is that evs was "overcome"...and "shuddered".



Yeah, me too. Not, I think, for the same reason.

[Annie]

lol it's all over the place, a mish mash of what, like 7 or 8 different little stories smashed together?

[Bricktop]

I have no idea!!!



THIS is Vogon poetry



"Ah freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me,

As plurdled gabbleblotchits,

On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,

Its earted jurtles,

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,

And living glupules frart and slipulate,

Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,

And hooptiously drangle me,

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't."



I think its better.

[Annie]

What? I don't understand that either lol

[Bricktop]

By the way...if anyone pukes after reading her garbled garbage, my sincere apologies.

[deadskinmask]

I have no idea!!!



THIS is Vogon poetry



"Ah freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me,

As plurdled gabbleblotchits,

On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,

Its earted jurtles,

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,

And living glupules frart and slipulate,

Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,

And hooptiously drangle me,

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't."



I think its better.

cool story, lewis carrol.... needs more jabberwoks.... :D