Would you shave....

[RW]

That's just weird. I have BFFs but we'd never ask that of each other. There are devices one can buy to groom yourself with and it can reach your bumhole. You don't need a friend to do it. That's what mirrors are for. That's just inappropriate.

Ain't it though! No problem if you know your friend would be into it, but that's obviously fairly rare to say the least. I certainly wouldn't want to weird my friends out and put them in an extremely awkward and uncomfortable position. For the rest of their lives they're going to be thinking "this freak wanted me to shave their bumhole".



First it's shaving a bumhole, what the heck would be next?!

I didn't think anything of it.  What's worse than shaving a bumhole?

[Romero]

Would you ask a family member to do it? It wouldn't be unusual. It's not sexual. It's just a body part.



Right?

[RW]

Would you ask a family member to do it? It wouldn't be unusual. It's not sexual. It's just a body part.



Right?

Why are you being so weird and defensive?



I said "best friend".  I said I've done it.  I've said it wasn't sexual.  Now you're on to family members? Wtf?

[RW]

Tell me something Ro...



If I shave my pubic region, am I masturbating?

[Romero]

Why are you being so weird and defensive?



I said "best friend".  I said I've done it.  I've said it wasn't sexual.  Now you're on to family members? Wtf?

I don't feel weird and defensive, especially considering that I'm not the one trying to explain how shaving your friend's asshole is like braiding their hair.



You say it's not sexual. Since it's not sexual or at all unusual, would you ask a family member?

[Anonymous]

Sometimes women do strange things together. Myself and one of my friends took my daughter to the ER because my daughters vagina and rectum was beat red and swollen. It turned out that she had an allergic reaction to dryer sheets.  But the doctor wanted to make sure it wasn't worms, so she told us to wait until daughter was asleep and put tape on her butthole and see if it picked up eggs. You can bet that three hours later me and my friend were in bathroom with tape on our assholes.

[Anonymous]

Women don't think like men. We can see and even touch body parts without anything remotely sexual even crossing our minds.

[RW]

Why are you being so weird and defensive?



I said "best friend".  I said I've done it.  I've said it wasn't sexual.  Now you're on to family members? Wtf?

I don't feel weird and defensive, especially considering that I'm not the one trying to explain how shaving your friend's asshole is like braiding their hair.



You say it's not sexual. Since it's not sexual or at all unusual, would you ask a family member?

I'm not trying to explain that at all actually.  Anything else you want to invent while we're at it?



I'm not as close with my family as I am with my best friend.  Shaving her butt wasn't sexual at all.

[Anonymous]

Tell me something Ro...



If I shave my pubic region, am I masturbating?

in the perpetual porno that is the male mind, of course you are! Lol

[RW]

Tell me something Ro...



If I shave my pubic region, am I masturbating?

in the perpetual porno that is the male mind, of course you are! Lol

If that's the case, I'm surprised I haven't gone blind yet.  

[Romero]

I'm not trying to explain that at all actually.  Anything else you want to invent while we're at it?



I'm not as close with my family as I am with my best friend.  Shaving her butt wasn't sexual at all.

So if you were as close with your family, you would be totally okay with asking them to shave your asshole.

[RW]

I'm not trying to explain that at all actually.  Anything else you want to invent while we're at it?



I'm not as close with my family as I am with my best friend.  Shaving her butt wasn't sexual at all.

So if you were as close with your family, you would be totally okay with asking them to shave your asshole.

Nobody shaves my asshole but me.  There may come a time when I can no longer groom myself in which case I would ask my best friend.  If she wasn't available, I could ask my mom I suppose since she is a nurse.  I wouldn't tell you though because you'd tell everyone I fucked my mom.  



 ac_lmfao I'm sorry, this is so ridiculous that I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous]

One time I got a pap smear/pelvic exam that was so aggressive I felt the doc owed me breakfast. I felt some shame in the parking lot.

[Romero]

Nobody shaves my asshole but me.  There may come a time when I can no longer groom myself in which case I would ask my best friend.  If she wasn't available, I could ask my mom I suppose since she is a nurse.  I wouldn't tell you though because you'd tell everyone I fucked my mom.  



 ac_lmfao I'm sorry, this is so ridiculous that I can't stop laughing.

Can no longer groom yourself? Your mother's a nurse? What's that got to do with anything? You were talking about having someone shave your asshole for a rimjob. You said it was nothing unusual or sexual so I was wondering if you would ask your family.



Getting a little defensive, perhaps? It's just a yes or no.

[RW]

Nobody shaves my asshole but me.  There may come a time when I can no longer groom myself in which case I would ask my best friend.  If she wasn't available, I could ask my mom I suppose since she is a nurse.  I wouldn't tell you though because you'd tell everyone I fucked my mom.  



 ac_lmfao I'm sorry, this is so ridiculous that I can't stop laughing.

Can no longer groom yourself? Your mother's a nurse? What's that got to do with anything? You were talking about having someone shave your asshole for a rimjob. You said it was nothing unusual or sexual so I was wondering if you would ask your family.



Getting a little defensive, perhaps? It's just a yes or no.

Im not getting defensive at all.  I've answered your question twice now.  How about giving mine a shot:



If I shave my pubic hair, am I masturbating?