What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?

[cc]

Very important > Before she double bolts the front door, make sure who sits in the chair, her or you



If it's her, go for it

If it's you, run like hell, tthrough a window if she got both bolts in place

[the shark hunter]

... let me throw this notion out:  could such an open display of a sex apparatus mean she's a working girl?

[@realAzhyaAryola]

She wanted you to see her sex swing so that you get to know the depth of her sexuality so you can put the fire truck in the fire house. You could have continued your chat in a Starbucks but she wanted you to see her contraption.

[the shark hunter]

She wanted you to see her sex swing so that you get to know the depth of her sexuality so you can put the fire truck in the fire house. You could have continued your chat in a Starbucks but she wanted you to see her contraption.

... lol.  oh how i wish, Azhya!  ac_smile

[Bricktop]

Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?

Wishful thinking, honeybuns?

[RW]

She wanted you to see her sex swing so that you get to know the depth of her sexuality so you can put the fire truck in the fire house. You could have continued your chat in a Starbucks but she wanted you to see her contraption.

THIS is it!!

[Anonymous]

... the other day i ran into a female friend i've known for a few years here in town ...



... we got to talking and got into a really intense conversation and after an hour she invited me over to her house for a visit. i consider it an honor to be invited to someone's home so i accepted and we walked to her place. once inside she gave me a tour of her house and i was really impressed, she's got a really nice, conservatively furnished house ...



... however, there was one odd thing ...



... the centerpiece of her living room was A SEX SWING that was hanging from the ceiling. it was one of those ones where the woman straps herself into it so she's elevated off the floor (like a hammock) while the man bangs her in the standing position. quite a conversation piece that's for sure. otherwise her home was so normal it could be your grandma's house ...



... here's my question: what message might one derive from this? what does it say about a woman's character if she has a sex swing in her living room?



... thoughts on this?

She's kinky.

[Renee]

You people are disgraceful. Did you ever think that maybe she just sits in it and reads?

[Anonymous]

You people are disgraceful. Did you ever think that maybe she just sits in and reads?

ya, that's got to be it.

[RW]

You people are disgraceful. Did you ever think that maybe she just sits in it and reads?

That's totally what I would do if I had one. (Mine would come with a "leg rest" though.)

[Renee]

You people are disgraceful. Did you ever think that maybe she just sits in it and reads?

That's totally what I would do if I had one. (Mine would come with a "leg rest" though.)

 

And a reading light attachment......Oh and a cup holder.

[RW]

And a ball gag.

[Renee]

And a ball gag.

Just when I thought there was a chance to lift this thread out of the gutter.......

[Frood]

Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?

Wishful thinking, honeybuns?

What ever do you mean, raisin prostrate?  ac_razz

[RW]

And a ball gag.

Just when I thought there was a chance to lift this thread out of the gutter.......

It's supposed to be in the gutter!



You people need to stop being so fricken vanilla.  Sheesh!