What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?

[the shark hunter]

... the other day i ran into a female friend i've known for a few years here in town ...



... we got to talking and got into a really intense conversation and after an hour she invited me over to her house for a visit. i consider it an honor to be invited to someone's home so i accepted and we walked to her place. once inside she gave me a tour of her house and i was really impressed, she's got a really nice, conservatively furnished house ...



... however, there was one odd thing ...



... the centerpiece of her living room was A SEX SWING that was hanging from the ceiling. it was one of those ones where the woman straps herself into it so she's elevated off the floor (like a hammock) while the man bangs her in the standing position. quite a conversation piece that's for sure. otherwise her home was so normal it could be your grandma's house ...



... here's my question: what message might one derive from this? what does it say about a woman's character if she has a sex swing in her living room?



... thoughts on this?

[Frood]

She enjoys sex?

[the shark hunter]

She enjoys sex?

... perhaps.  it certainly suggests she engages in it!  ac_biggrin

[RW]

Maybe she wants you to come over and give her a push ;)

[the shark hunter]

Maybe she wants you to come over and give her a push ;)

... could be.  lol.  but since our encounter was random i don't think it was there for me to see in particular.  she has a lot of guy friends ...

[Frood]

Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?

[RW]

Maybe she wants you to come over and give her a push ;)

... could be.  lol.  but since our encounter was random i don't think it was there for me to see in particular.  she has a lot of guy friends ...

You're a guy friend. ;)

[the shark hunter]

Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?

... lol.  or could it be that sex to her is no big deal, about the same as doing yoga, and so the swing is there for ease of convenience?

[Frood]

Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?

... lol.  or could it be that sex to her is no big deal, about the same as doing yoga, and so the swing is there for ease of convenience?

So hard to know what the swing is for or how it's used.



Maybe she deodorizes her carpet by inserting a pair of carpet cleaning powder canisters into her then swings violently around the room until everything smells spring fresh?  ac_biggrin

[RW]

How do you know what a sex swing looks like?



Does it have the leg spreading bar or straps?

[the shark hunter]

Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?

... lol.  or could it be that sex to her is no big deal, about the same as doing yoga, and so the swing is there for ease of convenience?

So hard to know what the swing is for or how it's used.



Maybe she deodorizes her carpet by inserting a pair of carpet cleaning powder canisters into her then swings violently around the room until everything smells spring fresh?  ac_biggrin

... lol.  you're funny, Dianna!  

[Frood]

How do you know what a sex swing looks like?



Does it have the leg spreading bar or straps?

 :43(2):

[the shark hunter]

How do you know what a sex swing looks like?



Does it have the leg spreading bar or straps?

... i've seen images of them on the internet, RW.  this one didn't have any add-ons that were attached ...

[RW]

Okay.  Forget her.  She's not fun enough.

[Frood]

Unless there were jars of Novocaine cream and electric nipple tassels on the coffee table.