I'm older and wiser than you. Ask me anything.

[Bricktop]

Who the fuck are you sitting here like some kind mummified Dear Abby?  

I'm SPECTRE, you inflated idiot.



It says so on the door.



Any more questions?

[Bricktop]

Does making tough decisions get easier with experience?  



Does the need to get advice/support from others wane with age?

Yes.



Yes.

[Bricktop]

What makes you think that you are wiser then me?

I'm older than you.



Please pay attention.



Age = wisdom.



Fat = stupid.

Then your thread should read: Im older therefore wiser then you.



Being old does not make you wiser then me in all aspects of life ac_smile

Well, true. You may have more experience in answering paternity suits, for example.



But then the truly wise always uses a false name when bonking random females.

[Bricktop]

No, seriously...many traverse the internet wilderness seeking the counsel of your humble hermitic guru, wanting answers to the important questions in life, such as "Is Yakult REALLY worth the money?" and "Should I wear a tie on a first date?"



All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.

You like Chinese ladies?

Only the pretty ones!!!  ac_wub

[Bricktop]

i will be dead before him, does that make me wiser?

No.



Slower.



Use a false name, my son...you'll live longer.

[Anonymous]

Is it too late to dump my VW stocks?

[Bricktop]

Yes.



You may wish to donate them to charity.



VW are going to pay dearly for their corporate deceit.

[Anonymous]

Yes.



You may wish to donate them to charity.



VW are going to pay dearly for their corporate deceit.

Billions and billions more.

[Frood]

Maybe the powers that be have decided to start knocking Germany down a peg or two.

[Anonymous]

Maybe the powers that be have decided to start knocking Germany down a peg or two.

Taking in close to a million refugees and now the hit their economy will take from the kick in the nuts one of their most iconic brands has taken.