All I Want for Christmas is ..... A "Real" Christmas Story from the Carolinas

[Anonymous]

Oh, yeah?



Why don't you pick on someone your OWN size...



 ac_beating

 Are you flirting with me, again? *insert creepy eyebrow wiggle here*

[Bricktop]

Hah!!!



Wishful thinking, toots.



I don't mix well with X-tans. I corrupt and pervert them to the dark side.

[RW]

Catholics too.

[Bricktop]

Catholics are already on the dark side. Can you think of any more perverted and corrupt god botherers on the planet?

[RW]

Catholics are already on the dark side. Can you think of any more perverted and corrupt god botherers on the planet?

True.



Quit hitting on Dove.

[Bricktop]

I'm NOT hitting on her.



I am merely corrupting her.

[RW]

I'm NOT hitting on her.



I am merely corrupting her.

Stop that too ya pervert.  ac_beating

[Bricktop]

Hey, if Christians can go around proselytising,  I can go around corrupting.



Its only fair.

[RW]

Corrupt men.

[Bricktop]

I don't KNOW any Xtian men!!!



We're not that dumb and malleable as to get caught up in that religious nonsense.

[RW]

Oh bullshit.  Go to Xtain youth groups - males everywhere.

[Bricktop]

They're only trying to hit on the good looking virgins.



There are no male Xtians here.

[RW]

You have clearly not been to a Xtain youth group HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous]

I'm NOT hitting on her.



I am merely corrupting her.

Stop that too ya pervert.  ac_beating

 I was new orleans stripper and a heroin addict. He thinks he can corrupt me?

[Anonymous]

I don't KNOW any Xtian men!!!



We're not that dumb and malleable as to get caught up in that religious nonsense.

 I know ALOT of Christian men. Who do not hit on women...or....fornicate. just sayin.  Many of them could annialate every single atheist/anti theist argument you could throw at them.  Lots of theist men in areas of science such as astrophysics, nuerology, et.  Don't talk to big. Unless your feet taste good ;)