Pun of the Day

[RW]

You're the next best thing to it Keeps.

[Bricktop]

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."



The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"



The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".



The Mexican man of course agrees.



The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."



The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

[Anonymous]

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."



The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"



The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".



The Mexican man of course agrees.



The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."



The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

 

[RW]

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."



The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"



The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".



The Mexican man of course agrees.



The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."



The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

 :MG_216:

[keeper]

Mexican word of the day - wheelchair



There's only one taco left, so wheelchair.

[keeper]

You're the next best thing to it Keeps.

 very sweet  

[Rick Grimes]

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

[Annie]

[Bricktop]

I saw a poster that advertised that a straw blond female singer songwriter from Adelaide, Australia known for songs such as "Chandelier" was playing in town.



So I thought I'd go to Sia.

[Annie]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra ....

[@realAzhyaAryola]

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[Anonymous]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra ....

 

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[Annie]

I once made a belt out of a watch but then realized it was just a waist of time.