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Started by RW, January 03, 2016, 04:11:02 AM

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Quote from: "RW"https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6d/1c/c4/6d1cc4beb5eb88cb1c68485d4d24a6f6.jpg">

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Anonymous

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I wanna open the door...whiskey do I use.

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Annie

My friend lost his left arm in an accident yesterday, but he's alright now.
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Anonymous

Quote from: "GrAnnie"My friend lost his left arm in an accident yesterday, but he's alright now.

You had me worried GrAnnie, until I remembered the thread's title.

Annie

Ya, that's kind of a gruesome pun  :icon_wink:
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, that's kind of a gruesome pun  :icon_wink:

One needs to remind themselves it is only a pun when reading it.

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Annie

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Anonymous

Some of these puns are very funny..



I'm glad this thread was bumped.

Bricktop

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Mr Crowley"God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.

I'm sorry Mr. Crowley, but I don't get it.

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