Pun of the Day

[Anonymous]

My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.

[Annie]

[Bricktop]

When I was a cop, this guy named Humpty Dumpty caused a public scene by sitting on a wall. He fell off.



I ran up to him and said "You're busted!!!".

[RW]

God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.

 ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

When I was a cop, this guy named Humpty Dumpty caused a public scene by sitting on a wall. He fell off.



I ran up to him and said "You're busted!!!".

Poor Humpty Dumpty.

[Wulf]

When I was a cop, this guy named Humpty Dumpty caused a public scene by sitting on a wall. He fell off.



I ran up to him and said "You're busted!!!".

Wow, that was hilarious.



I think my dad caught your act back when Vaudeville was all the rage.  ac_toofunny

[Bricktop]

Dad jokes never grow old.

[RW]

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[RW]

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[keeper]

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[Anonymous]

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[Annie]

Ahhh hahaha!

[Anonymous]

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[Bricktop]

Mexican Word Of The Day - Guitar.



"Ees my wife's birthday, so I theenk I guitar a new dishwasher"

[Annie]