Tourist 'forgets' wife at petrol station, drives 60 miles before realizing

[priscilla1961]

20 years younger than what? ........The Sphinx?  



Don't get yourself all worked up, old man. Guys in your age bracket have been dropping like flies lately.   ac_biggrin ....And I'm only saying that because I care.  

The sphinx is weathered and deteriorated.



I am not.



Instead of blaming your wop ancestry for your traffic roundabout girth, why not give the rest of your body the same exercise you give your sausage fingers, and actually expend energy on something useful? Like reducing your body size to be able to fit in an ambulance when that overclocked ticker of yours finally busts a mainspring.

 

[Renee]

:MG_216:



Now that's funny,.....I care who you are.

[Bricktop]

How can you tell if you left Renee at the petrol station?



The car feels faster, is getting better gas mileage, and is suddenly sitting straight on the road without leaning to the right.