Renee, I bow to your genius.

[Bricktop]

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-bu ... healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-bu ... healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

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[Renee]

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-bu ... healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

I guess you were surfing for big butt porn and you came across this. Fucking old perv.



BTW, that's old news and if we are to believe that women with bigger hips give birth to healthier and more intelligent children, I can only assume your mom had the hips of a 12 year old boy.  

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-bu ... healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

I guess you were surfing for big butt porn and you came across this. Fucking old perv.



BTW, that's old news and if we are to believe that women with bigger hips give birth to healthier and more intelligent children, I can only assume your mom had the hips of a 12 year old boy.  

I knew you would have a good comeback Renee. You didn't disappoint.

[Bricktop]

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-bu ... healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

I guess you were surfing for big butt porn and you came across this. Fucking old perv.



BTW, that's old news and if we are to believe that women with bigger hips give birth to healthier and more intelligent children, I can only assume your mom had the hips of a 12 year old boy.  

That made be so...then YOUR offspring must all be gearing up for careers in quantum physics and neurosurgery, and will probably live to 150.

[Renee]

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-bu ... healthier/">http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

I guess you were surfing for big butt porn and you came across this. Fucking old perv.



BTW, that's old news and if we are to believe that women with bigger hips give birth to healthier and more intelligent children, I can only assume your mom had the hips of a 12 year old boy.  

I knew you would have a good comeback Renee. You didn't disappoint.

I cannot take all the credit. The old crow makes it very easy.



I should probably thank him more often for making me look good.

[RW]

Wha...what?  Sorry, I fell asleep...

[Renee]

Wha...what?  Sorry, I fell asleep...

Pay attention FFS.



Your boyfriend is admiring my ass.

[RW]

Oh yeah.  I'm supposed to be all jealous and possessive.



Crow, quit checking out other chick's asses or I'll fly off in a jealous rage.



That better?

[Bricktop]

I'd need high powered binoculars to admire ALL of that ass.



Perhaps the guys in the international space station can oggle it?

[RW]

I'd need high powered binoculars to admire ALL of that ass.



Perhaps the guys in the international space station can oggle it?

As long as you aren't one of them.



I'm a very envious person remember?

[Renee]

I'd need high powered binoculars to admire ALL of that ass.



Perhaps the guys in the international space station can oggle it?

You do know that binoculars make things appear closer than they actually are, don't you. So viewing something that is already big with binoculars makes sense how?  



Christ old man, the only thing slower than your wit is the speed in which you can empty your bladder.

[Bricktop]

I'd need high powered binoculars to admire ALL of that ass.



Perhaps the guys in the international space station can oggle it?

You do know that binoculars make things appear closer than they actually are, don't you. So viewing something that is already big with binoculars makes sense how?  



Christ old man, the only thing slower than your wit is the speed in which you can empty your bladder.

On the other hand, you fart brained throwback, one might need binoculars to see from one SIDE of your fat ass to the OTHER.



Fuck, I know you pack a lot of fat in the body, but how do you get all that much stupid in there.

[Renee]

I'd need high powered binoculars to admire ALL of that ass.



Perhaps the guys in the international space station can oggle it?

You do know that binoculars make things appear closer than they actually are, don't you. So viewing something that is already big with binoculars makes sense how?  



Christ old man, the only thing slower than your wit is the speed in which you can empty your bladder.

On the other hand, you fart brained throwback, one might need binoculars to see from one SIDE of your fat ass to the OTHER.



Fuck, I know you pack a lot of fat in the body, but how do you get all that much stupid in there.

Oh so you started out using binoculars to admire my ass (your words) but now you are claiming you are just looking across it.    



You talk like a little boy that just got caught pulling on his pecker by his mom.



 You'll say anything to weasel out from under the embarrassment. I'll bet your wrinkled face is bright red about now but that's okay, it's probably is a nice change from its usual gray blue pallor.



In any event you seem oddly fascinated with my ass and that's okay as well; you wouldn't be the first. Just don't start pestering me for pics. I'm not some aligator wrestling, swamp hag that you once had wood for.

[Bricktop]

I'd need high powered binoculars to admire ALL of that ass.



Perhaps the guys in the international space station can oggle it?

You do know that binoculars make things appear closer than they actually are, don't you. So viewing something that is already big with binoculars makes sense how?  



Christ old man, the only thing slower than your wit is the speed in which you can empty your bladder.

On the other hand, you fart brained throwback, one might need binoculars to see from one SIDE of your fat ass to the OTHER.



Fuck, I know you pack a lot of fat in the body, but how do you get all that much stupid in there.

Oh so you started out using binoculars to admire my ass (your words) but now you are claiming you are just looking across it.    



You talk like a little boy that just got caught pulling on his pecker by his mom.



 You'll say anything to weasel out from under the embarrassment. I'll bet your wrinkled face is bright red about now but that's okay, it's probably is a nice change from its usual gray blue pallor.



In any event you seem oddly fascinated with my ass and that's okay as well; you wouldn't be the first. Just don't start pestering me for pics. I'm not some aligator wrestling, swamp hag that you once had wood for.

No. You're not.



She was much thinner than you.



I have as much desire to see your ass as I do Odinson's family portrait. There is only so much "ugly" I can cope with.