You Dirty Rat

[Anonymous]

tyrannosaurus rat

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A huge rat measuring around 4ft has been found by workmen near a London playground.



Gas engineer Tony Smith said he spotted the giant rodent while working at a block of flats - describing it as the "largest I've ever seen in my entire life".



The 46-year-old said the animal was dead when he found it on land in Hackney Downs that backed on to a railway track.



He took a picture of the creature being held by his electrician friend, James Green.



Mr Smith said: "This is the largest rat I've ever seen in my entire life.



"I've got a cat and a jackass Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together.



"I'd say it was about four foot.



"We were going to stick it in the bin, but before we did we thought we better take a picture as people won't believe it's real."



Tony said the estate where he was working had an infestation of rats, and poison was left around to catch the rodents.



"The bins get left open nearby so these little fellas have a pretty good diet," he said.



"They eat fried chicken and rice all the time."

[RW]

*cringe*

[Anonymous]

*cringe*

You would need a cat like this one to kill that one.

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[RW]

We have cats like that where I live which is probably why we don't have giant rats.

[Anonymous]

tyrannosaurus rat

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A huge rat measuring around 4ft has been found by workmen near a London playground.



Gas engineer Tony Smith said he spotted the giant rodent while working at a block of flats - describing it as the "largest I've ever seen in my entire life".



The 46-year-old said the animal was dead when he found it on land in Hackney Downs that backed on to a railway track.



He took a picture of the creature being held by his electrician friend, James Green.



Mr Smith said: "This is the largest rat I've ever seen in my entire life.



"I've got a cat and a jackass Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together.



"I'd say it was about four foot.



"We were going to stick it in the bin, but before we did we thought we better take a picture as people won't believe it's real."



Tony said the estate where he was working had an infestation of rats, and poison was left around to catch the rodents.



"The bins get left open nearby so these little fellas have a pretty good diet," he said.



"They eat fried chicken and rice all the time."

Is that real?

 

[Anonymous]

^^I dunno Fash. I know two legged rats better than the the four legged kind.



The gross factor is there even if it is a fake.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Ew...still, nothing else gives me the creeps than opposums. AAAAAAAA!!!!



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[@realAzhyaAryola]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



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[Anonymous]

Ew...still, nothing else gives me the creeps than opposums. AAAAAAAA!!!!



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I have seen those before including dead on the road in North Carolina. They look like a giant rat and have the courage of a wolverine.

[easter bunny]

That reminds me of pizza rat.    

[Anonymous]

That reminds me of pizza rat.    

[Renee]

4 foot rat??????.....Since when do Brits measure shit in feet and inches?



I call horseshit.



BTW, what's the difference between a chicken and an opossum?.......



Chickens can make it across the road. ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

Renee, it might be bs. But, Britain uses imperial and metric.

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[Renee]

I suspect it's bullshit. Probably should have been in the Weekly World News. It was probably Bat Boy's lost pet. :001_rolleyes:







"They are never handed to experts and photographic evidence is often misleading," he said.



"For example, the rat is relatively close to the camera, making it look much bigger in reference to the man behind"



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/giant-rat-found-in-london-expert-casts-doubt-on-four-foot-rodent-the-size-of-a-child-claim-a6925881.html">//http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/giant-rat-found-in-london-expert-casts-doubt-on-four-foot-rodent-the-size-of-a-child-claim-a6925881.html



But hey, if it really was a 4 foot rat, some local Chinese restaurant missed out on a windfall.

[Anonymous]

I suspect it's bullshit. Probably should have been in the Weekly World News. It was probably Bat Boy's lost pet. :001_rolleyes:







"They are never handed to experts and photographic evidence is often misleading," he said.



"For example, the rat is relatively close to the camera, making it look much bigger in reference to the man behind"



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/giant-rat-found-in-london-expert-casts-doubt-on-four-foot-rodent-the-size-of-a-child-claim-a6925881.html">//http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/giant-rat-found-in-london-expert-casts-doubt-on-four-foot-rodent-the-size-of-a-child-claim-a6925881.html



But hey, if it really was a 4 foot rat, some local Chinese restaurant missed out on a windfall.

There you go Renee. It was bogus. We have to face it, we may never see jockeys riding giant rats at the Kentucky Derby.