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Started by smell the glove, June 11, 2016, 11:24:19 PM

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JOE

Mel...have you ever met anyone on POF?



If so, how many women? And what was their response/your experience?



Better yet, how many years have you belonged to POF and how many times a day or week do you visit?



Just curious, that's all.


Quote from: "smell the glove"Population of the Earth?  7,400,000,000.



Women that would fit even my absolutely basic profile requirements, which with these calculations disregard ugly women, those with physical deformities, psycho mentally ill twats, etc:  5,062,500.



I'd have to pass 1,462 people, on a worldwide level, to even meet one that would meet my basic criteria.

Odinson


Anonymous

Quote from: "smell the glove"I know there must be my equal somewhere in the world!



There's something like 1.2 billion White people on this Earth...  Let's assume half of them are female...  That's 600,000,000 White females...



Now, I'll need to break this number down a little more, since I need to take age into account...  Without factoring in the slight differences in generational birth rates, let me just factor in someone that's within 10 years of my age...



So, if the average person lives to 80, I'll divide that into 1/8th chunks...  There should be around 75,000,000 White females that are within 10 years of my age.



Shit...  That's not actually quite as many as I was hoping for...  Now, I don't like fat chicks, so let's just go by a simple number of 25% of the pop is a little on the chubby side (or worse)...  Now I have 56,250,000 available partners.



But wait!  I don't want kids!  In my age range, about 18 to 19% of women are childless...  I'll have to recalculate this from the 75,000,000 figure...  So, I come up with 13,500,000.  Now I have to reduce 1/4 out of this, due to the chubbies...



Ok...  The final number?  10,125,000 worldwide White females, within 10 years of my age, without children.



10,000,000 worldwide?  Fuck, this doesn't look that great for me.

Why do you limit your search to white chicks?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.

Odinson

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "smell the glove"I know there must be my equal somewhere in the world!



There's something like 1.2 billion White people on this Earth...  Let's assume half of them are female...  That's 600,000,000 White females...



Now, I'll need to break this number down a little more, since I need to take age into account...  Without factoring in the slight differences in generational birth rates, let me just factor in someone that's within 10 years of my age...



So, if the average person lives to 80, I'll divide that into 1/8th chunks...  There should be around 75,000,000 White females that are within 10 years of my age.



Shit...  That's not actually quite as many as I was hoping for...  Now, I don't like fat chicks, so let's just go by a simple number of 25% of the pop is a little on the chubby side (or worse)...  Now I have 56,250,000 available partners.



But wait!  I don't want kids!  In my age range, about 18 to 19% of women are childless...  I'll have to recalculate this from the 75,000,000 figure...  So, I come up with 13,500,000.  Now I have to reduce 1/4 out of this, due to the chubbies...



Ok...  The final number?  10,125,000 worldwide White females, within 10 years of my age, without children.



10,000,000 worldwide?  Fuck, this doesn't look that great for me.

Why do you limit your search to white chicks?


Because most people are only attracted to their own race..

Odinson

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

Anonymous

^I was not talking to you phony phinn phaggot. Don't ever address me again.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.

Odinson

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.


I´am sober...



I have a job.

Odinson

Quote from: "Shen Li"^I was not talking to you phony phinn phaggot. Don't ever address me again.


Melson told me that he doesnt like non-white women..



Most people date their own race... Especially white people.



Most people are only interested in people from their own race...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"You gotta have big muscles, confidence, attitude... You can get any woman you want..

How the fuck would you know, you short, puny effeminate drunken, unemployed lying little wanker. Go back to your phag phorum and tell everyone  how you grew 10 cm taller last week.


Its because I seem to attract females like it was magic...



You go back to Asia.  :laugh:

If anyone is leaving, it will be you back to VF..



Better yet, take a break from forums, sober up and look for a job.


I´am sober...



I have a job.

Your job is posting on boards drunk and you are drunk now..



Go away please, I am tired of reading your baloney already.

smell the glove

Fash, my threads are not intended to incite real hate...



I don't like what I see here...

Odinson

You might wanna get a woman that doesnt need to speak with you all the time...



Doesnt get upset if you dont pamper her and call her beautiful every damn day..





Those kind of chicks are the most likely to cheat on you because they are so needy..

JOE

Quote from: "smell the glove"Fash, my threads are not intended to incite real hate...



I don't like what I see here...


Say Mel, I was browsing one of the local dating sites today, and here's some possible matches fer you:


Quote


http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_716UNwtd1Hc_600x450.jpg">



body : curvy eye color : Blue hair : Blonde height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single



Well, if Porn had commercials.



I'm looking for a sexy, attractive guy who wants to be in a great situation of getting together with an awesome gal who just wants to meet someone to hang out do great fun things with a touch of porno.



I'm an attractive, funny, adventurous, active, take it easy sexy soul who wants a relaxing stress free connection with someone for fun and frolics.



I am serious and will answer the response that is as serious as my posting it. Pics are appreciated.


and


QuoteIs there a man out their looking to date, a HERPES Gal who is 64. If you like going to the movies

hanging out and doing other stuff, get in touch with me. I am only interested if you have the HERPES VIRUS so if you dont have HERPES dont bother me, so if you are between the ages of 64 70 lets chat.

What I am looking for a good sense of humor, looks good in jeans, and who doesn't smoke or have a pet. Likes to travel.

I am 64 divorced. I live alone.Please put your age in the subject line. So if you dont have herpes then go to the next post. have a great day.

Odinson


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