People pick up their dog's sh*t these days...

[RW]

My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.



Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.



 

Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck..........

Whoever said that is an asshole.

[RW]

That's why I wouldn't want to own a dog, because you have to clean up after them all the time. Plus, anytime a dog owner puts their hands on the dog's chit, they're exposing themselves to the dog's toxins and potentially infectious bacteria which can get their system. If it doesn't get on the owner's hands, then they can get it on their clothes or shoes and they track it into the house and possibly infect other people they have contact with.



If I was gonna own a pet, it'd be a cat because they're self-sufficient and most cats find a way to bury their chit or hide it somewhere in a bush where people don't step on it.



Any event, dog chit or chit of any kind really stinks. In that regard, humans and creatures are not that different and we truly are created equal.

...which I think is a good thing.



I remember when people didn't, and you'd walk along, and then almost like you hit and slipped on banana peel...  SHIT!  Shit in the tread of the shoe!



Also I remember, sometimes you wouldn't know you stepped in shit, until you were at the checkout counter at the store...  Then you'd smell the shit!  Was it me?  Did I shit my pants?  Did the guy behind me shit his pants?  Who shit their fucking pants?



Only later, do you realize that your shoes are caked with shit!



Tracking shit into the house, not knowing the shit is hiding in the tread...  Tracking shit all over the carpet.



You know, I think it's a very good idea for people to pick up their shit.



I also know the havok just one individual could create, by placing shit in just the right locations...  SINISTER!

Cats shit in people's gardens.



Dog shit is fine in terms of toxins.  Most people use bags and know to wash their hands after touching shit.  Cat shit, on the other hand, contains a parasite called toxoplasma gondii.  Pregnant women and those immunocompromised are instructed to avoid it.

[Renee]

My daughter stepped in shit and didn't notice then proceeded to get into the car and tucked her foot under herself on the seat.



Shit was lost that day and not the pile my daughter stepped in either.



 

Stepping shit is supposed to be good luck..........

Whoever said that is an asshole.

  Maybe but I prefer to think of them as optimistic...



Sorry but whenever anyone ELSE steps in dog shit.....it's funny.

[Anonymous]

When my dog shits, it fertilizes my crops. ac_dance

[Twenty Dollars]

That's why I wouldn't want to own a dog, because you have to clean up after them all the time. Plus, anytime a dog owner puts their hands on the dog's chit, they're exposing themselves to the dog's toxins and potentially infectious bacteria which can get their system. If it doesn't get on the owner's hands, then they can get it on their clothes or shoes and they track it into the house and possibly infect other people they have contact with.



If I was gonna own a pet, it'd be a cat because they're self-sufficient and most cats find a way to bury their chit or hide it somewhere in a bush where people don't step on it.



Any event, dog chit or chit of any kind really stinks. In that regard, humans and creatures are not that different and we truly are created equal.

...which I think is a good thing.



I remember when people didn't, and you'd walk along, and then almost like you hit and slipped on banana peel...  SHIT!  Shit in the tread of the shoe!



Also I remember, sometimes you wouldn't know you stepped in shit, until you were at the checkout counter at the store...  Then you'd smell the shit!  Was it me?  Did I shit my pants?  Did the guy behind me shit his pants?  Who shit their fucking pants?



Only later, do you realize that your shoes are caked with shit!



Tracking shit into the house, not knowing the shit is hiding in the tread...  Tracking shit all over the carpet.



You know, I think it's a very good idea for people to pick up their shit.



I also know the havok just one individual could create, by placing shit in just the right locations...  SINISTER!

Cats shit in people's gardens.



Dog shit is fine in terms of toxins.  Most people use bags and know to wash their hands after touching shit.  Cat shit, on the other hand, contains a parasite called toxoplasma gondii.  Pregnant women and those immunocompromised are instructed to avoid it.

My cat shits in 2 litter boxes. One upstairs, one down. Cleaned everyday. Litter chained ever 5 days. Yes I do have a fru fru  puffball cat.

[Blurt]

Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.



He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.

[Twenty Dollars]

Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.



He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.

Hey Blurt. Poor Joey?

[Blurt]

Hey, Sea.



You mean, "Poo Joey," don't you?

[JOE]

Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.



He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.

Heya Blurt! Howz going?

Did you go the Toronto Gay Pride Parade?

I hope ya met up with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

He was there and so was Gay Boy Bob.



Anyways, I was gonna ask you, which one of the letters in the 'LGBTQ' alphabet are you? The 'L', the 'G', the 'B', the 'T' or the 'Q'? Or are you all of them?



Hope ya kin attend that Pride Love Fest in Vancouver.

 

From what I've seen, they've got 'gender inclusive' washroom stalls for the 'T' crowd, ifya know what I mean, eh Blurt?

[Blurt]

Hey Joe. I'm none of those, actually. I'm just me.



How about you? Are you an ijit, a nincompoop, a loopy fruit, a pedo, a crash test dummy, or all of the above?

[JOE]

Hey Joe. I'm none of those, actually. I'm just me.



How about you? Are you an ijit, a nincompoop, a loopy fruit, a pedo, a crash test dummy, or all of the above?

Geez Blurt, ya seem so crabby today. Horomes acting up?



I can phone your doctor and ask him to give ya another shot at the nearest clinic if you like.

[Twenty Dollars]

Blurt is funny.

[Twenty Dollars]

Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.



He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.

Heya Blurt! Howz going?

Did you go the Toronto Gay Pride Parade?

I hope ya met up with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

He was there and so was Gay Boy Bob.



Anyways, I was gonna ask you, which one of the letters in the 'LGBTQ' alphabet are you? The 'L', the 'G', the 'B', the 'T' or the 'Q'? Or are you all of them?



Hope ya kin attend that Pride Love Fest in Vancouver

[Twenty Dollars]

Joe wouldn't know the difference between cat shit and dog shit if a fresh turd slapped him upside the face.



He is an expert at bull shit, though; I'll give him that.

Heya Blurt! Howz going?

Did you go the Toronto Gay Pride Parade?

I hope ya met up with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

He was there and so was Gay Boy Bob.



Anyways, I was gonna ask you, which one of the letters in the 'LGBTQ' alphabet are you? The 'L', the 'G', the 'B', the 'T' or the 'Q'? Or are you all of them?



Hope ya kin attend that Pride Love Fest in Vancouver.



From what I've seen, they've got 'gender inclusive' washroom stalls for the 'T' crowd, ifya know what I mean, eh Blurt?

Wow Joe. I'm a little surprised. Thought you were more progressive. True colors.

[RW]

You thought Joe was progressive?  



HAHAHA