Today I ordered an "approved screening device."

[Anonymous]

That's impressive Ace. You might want to start moving her stuff into your loom.

Berry is deaf.  Certifiably deaf.  That's why she gets disability.



She popped out a kid with a chugger.



She lives in a subsidized dump.



Ace doesn't take on these cases.  Ace is a businessman that is happy single.



My ex taught me enough, and she was good looking with no baggage.



Fuck Western women.  Useless fucking cunts.



The first thing they'll see after the first date, is a pre-nup.

You are an alcoholic trucker that needs his own breathalyzer? You should quit drinking or find a new business. Operating loaded trucks while loaded is really fucking stupid.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

You get a bit of a feel for it when the only time you drive is when you are drunk



When I was an Insurance Assessor I heard the same story over and over...yes only doing 60kph, yes not drunk, blah blah and they were just in an accident.



Better you drive pissed as, at twice the speed cos those people never have accidents.



Max I blew was 0.324% ,allowable limit was 0.08% now 0.05%.

[Angry White Male]

The posters here aren't very bright, it seems.  I bought a hand held as a novelty item, not so I can drink while I'm driving my work truck and keep myself under the limit!



I don't ever drink on the job.  I prefer to take care of business first, and then get loaded!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

If I ever buy a novelty item its gonna be a fucken big tea pot....555

[Angry White Male]

I think Mimi has one!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I wanna strangle her

[Angry White Male]

She's lucky she found a schmuck with money that took her in...

[Anonymous]

The posters here aren't very bright, it seems.  I bought a hand held as a novelty item, not so I can drink while I'm driving my work truck and keep myself under the limit!



I don't ever drink on the job.  I prefer to take care of business first, and then get loaded!

You brought up the subject retard.

[Angry White Male]

You brought up the subject retard.

Excuse me?



I simply posted that I purchased the same hand-held BAC tester that the RCMP use, and that it was purchased for novelty purposes.



Retard?



Get your fucking shit in order, Herman, before I really give you a lot of work to do.  We talked about this earlier, about Mods utilizing discretion...



The next time you call me a "retard" for purchasing a device, you best have Fash lock down the forum and hire additional Mods.



I've respected you up until this point, but I hope I'm very fucking clear with this one post, since it won't be repeated again.