I HATE Star Wars

[kiebers]

   

[kiebers]

Good thread. On two fronts. LOL  Still chuckling. Patron and Grand Marnier keeps the chuckle going.

[Anonymous]

Good thread. On two fronts. LOL  Still chuckling. Patron and Grand Marnier keeps the chuckle going.

Keep chuckling my friend.

[Bricktop]

And while we're on the subject, what about that little green ego-imp, Yoda.



A cross between a turtle and a gremlin, with a voice stolen directly from Grover, and despite apparently having access to the "Force", lives in a hollowed out tree on the edge of a cess pool.



This little fuck can apparently mix it with Darths and Emperors and other master villains when he's half their size and weight!!!



Who comes up with this crap?

[Anonymous]

And while we're on the subject, what about that little green ego-imp, Yoda.



A cross between a turtle and a gremlin, with a voice stolen directly from Grover, and despite apparently having access to the "Force", lives in a hollowed out tree on the edge of a cess pool.



This little fuck can apparently mix it with Darths and Emperors and other master villains when he's half their size and weight!!!



Who comes up with this crap?

Yoda is cute.

[kiebers]

Who comes up with this crap?

Those that know parents and grandparents will take the kiddos to the movies and then pay for all the "collectables" afterwards.

[Anonymous]

Who comes up with this crap?

Those that know parents and grandparents will take the kiddos to the movies and then pay for all the "collectables" afterwards.

Crow did not know that.

[kiebers]

Who comes up with this crap?

Those that know parents and grandparents will take the kiddos to the movies and then pay for all the "collectables" afterwards.

Crow did not know that.

Of course he did...LOL

[Bricktop]

Who comes up with this crap?

Those that know parents and grandparents will take the kiddos to the movies and then pay for all the "collectables" afterwards.

Ah...but I have an "out" clause on collectables.



"Do you want a plastic figure of Schniggle Dourpuss...or...a signed copy of "The Empire Strikes Back" DVD from Wicket the Ewok?"



Piece of cake.



OK...OK...that's a lie.



I've spent more on Star Wars crapola than I have on single malts. Fucking merchandising.

[Anonymous]

Who comes up with this crap?

Those that know parents and grandparents will take the kiddos to the movies and then pay for all the "collectables" afterwards.

Crow did not know that.

Of course he did...LOL

I know he did too. It is frickin obvious.

[Bricktop]

Where's some damn sympathy!!!

[kiebers]

Who comes up with this crap?

Those that know parents and grandparents will take the kiddos to the movies and then pay for all the "collectables" afterwards.

Ah...but I have an "out" clause on collectables.



"Do you want a plastic figure of Schniggle Dourpuss...or...a signed copy of "The Empire Strikes Back" DVD from Wicket the Ewok?"



Piece of cake.



OK...OK...that's a lie.



I've spent more on Star Wars crapola than I have on single malts. Fucking merchandising.

I know...lots more to go...

Better sneak out and get a few single malts to stock up on...

Actually I think the single malt should be the grandkids parents job. Keep the old man stocked up. Only fair. You know we can guilt them into it.

[kiebers]

Where's some damn sympathy!!!

Mine is 16. Where is my sympathy....LOLOLOLOL

[Bricktop]

Who comes up with this crap?

Those that know parents and grandparents will take the kiddos to the movies and then pay for all the "collectables" afterwards.

Ah...but I have an "out" clause on collectables.



"Do you want a plastic figure of Schniggle Dourpuss...or...a signed copy of "The Empire Strikes Back" DVD from Wicket the Ewok?"



Piece of cake.



OK...OK...that's a lie.



I've spent more on Star Wars crapola than I have on single malts. Fucking merchandising.

I know...lots more to go...

Better sneak out and get a few single malts to stock up on...

Actually I think the single malt should be the grandkids parents job. Keep the old man stocked up. Only fair. You know we can guilt them into it.

Right. Like the grandson got some huge plastic Star Wars space fighter about the same size as him, last year, and a wall plaque of someone called Bobby Phatt that lights up. His bedroom looks like a miniature movie set of aliens, soldiers, spaceships and mutants.



Ask me how many single malts I have been given.

[kiebers]

That's why you guilt them into it.