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Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"WTF?



You're siding with the Pumpkin Gang?



You going to start wearing dresses and drinking wine spritzers too?

He can't wear sleeveless....it will show all his tattoos.

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
He can't wear sleeveless....it will show all his tattoos.


A tattoo thread would be cool, but I doubt many have tattoos here lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Bricktop

I have a tattoo of the letter "B" on both ass cheeks.



When I bend over, it spells "BOB".

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"


You going to start wearing dresses and drinking wine spritzers too?

Wife beaters and barrel wash.

Bricktop

Not if you eat pumpkin. A nice frock and vodka cruisers.

Blazor

Quote from: "Bricktop"I have a tattoo of the letter "B" on both ass cheeks.



When I bend over, it spells "BOB".


It gapes open that much eh?  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

kiebers

Quote from: "Blazor"
It gapes open that much eh?  :laugh:

 ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I have a tattoo of the letter "B" on both ass cheeks.



When I bend over, it spells "BOB".


It gapes open that much eh?  :laugh:

 :shock:

Bricktop

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"I have a tattoo of the letter "B" on both ass cheeks.



When I bend over, it spells "BOB".


It gapes open that much eh?  :laugh:


That WAS the joke.



 :oeudC:

Blazor

I saw this fire pit, bit expensive for me, pretty cool though. Its a Lord of the Rings fire pit. Thought part of the description was funny though lol.



https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit">https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit







...because the text isn't even written in a language that you know, so really you could never read the text on the side of the fire pit unless you're some greasy nerd who's studied the LOTR movies and learned 'Black Speech'. No, that's actually not a racist remark implying greasy nerds should learn how to speak jive, 'Black Speech' is the language that is inscribed onto the One Ring.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"I saw this fire pit, bit expensive for me, pretty cool though. Its a Lord of the Rings fire pit. Thought part of the description was funny though lol.



https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit">https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit







...because the text isn't even written in a language that you know, so really you could never read the text on the side of the fire pit unless you're some greasy nerd who's studied the LOTR movies and learned 'Black Speech'. No, that's actually not a racist remark implying greasy nerds should learn how to speak jive, 'Black Speech' is the language that is inscribed onto the One Ring.

And that is how they justify charging five hundred bucks.

Blazor

Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Blazor"I saw this fire pit, bit expensive for me, pretty cool though. Its a Lord of the Rings fire pit. Thought part of the description was funny though lol.



https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit">https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit







...because the text isn't even written in a language that you know, so really you could never read the text on the side of the fire pit unless you're some greasy nerd who's studied the LOTR movies and learned 'Black Speech'. No, that's actually not a racist remark implying greasy nerds should learn how to speak jive, 'Black Speech' is the language that is inscribed onto the One Ring.

And that is how they justify charging five hundred bucks.




I found one similar on Etsy for a hair over $100. Thats more reasonable. Im not buying it, just thought it was cool. The one for $500, I dont remember if it came with Sauron's mask above it or if it was optional. Was still cool.



I should be on Return of the King by the time I fly to Seattle. Been reading them all again lol. Round 3.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Blazor"I saw this fire pit, bit expensive for me, pretty cool though. Its a Lord of the Rings fire pit. Thought part of the description was funny though lol.



https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit">https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit







...because the text isn't even written in a language that you know, so really you could never read the text on the side of the fire pit unless you're some greasy nerd who's studied the LOTR movies and learned 'Black Speech'. No, that's actually not a racist remark implying greasy nerds should learn how to speak jive, 'Black Speech' is the language that is inscribed onto the One Ring.

And that is how they justify charging five hundred bucks.




I found one similar on Etsy for a hair over $100. Thats more reasonable. Im not buying it, just thought it was cool. The one for $500, I dont remember if it came with Sauron's mask above it or if it was optional. Was still cool.



I should be on Return of the King by the time I fly to Seattle. Been reading them all again lol. Round 3.

A hair over?

 :confused1:

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Blazor"I saw this fire pit, bit expensive for me, pretty cool though. Its a Lord of the Rings fire pit. Thought part of the description was funny though lol.



https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit">https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit







...because the text isn't even written in a language that you know, so really you could never read the text on the side of the fire pit unless you're some greasy nerd who's studied the LOTR movies and learned 'Black Speech'. No, that's actually not a racist remark implying greasy nerds should learn how to speak jive, 'Black Speech' is the language that is inscribed onto the One Ring.

And that is how they justify charging five hundred bucks.




I found one similar on Etsy for a hair over $100. Thats more reasonable. Im not buying it, just thought it was cool. The one for $500, I dont remember if it came with Sauron's mask above it or if it was optional. Was still cool.



I should be on Return of the King by the time I fly to Seattle. Been reading them all again lol. Round 3.

A hair over?

 :confused1:


Like maybe 120? I cant remember. That was the one on Etsy. The other one was 500.



I just thought the description was funny lol, "greasy nerds speaking jive, the black speech" lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Blazor"I saw this fire pit, bit expensive for me, pretty cool though. Its a Lord of the Rings fire pit. Thought part of the description was funny though lol.



https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit">https://odditymall.com/lord-of-the-rings-fire-pit







...because the text isn't even written in a language that you know, so really you could never read the text on the side of the fire pit unless you're some greasy nerd who's studied the LOTR movies and learned 'Black Speech'. No, that's actually not a racist remark implying greasy nerds should learn how to speak jive, 'Black Speech' is the language that is inscribed onto the One Ring.

And that is how they justify charging five hundred bucks.




I found one similar on Etsy for a hair over $100. Thats more reasonable. Im not buying it, just thought it was cool. The one for $500, I dont remember if it came with Sauron's mask above it or if it was optional. Was still cool.



I should be on Return of the King by the time I fly to Seattle. Been reading them all again lol. Round 3.

The manufactured ones are okay for small yards.