Blazor

[Frood]

Lots of single ones in Korean churches.

Roman Catholic churches and groups, Buddhist temples too.

Plenty of divorced immigrants with a spiritual side always on the prowl for a sturdy Caucasian man.

[Blazor]

What about this chick Blazor? "Come here white boy...I'm gonna sit on your face and my anus will part on your nose!"

Is that her ass where her belly should be? 

I would run hahaha. WAAAAAAY too big, and I hate pink, so that's almost a red flag right there. Reminds me of the Pink Elephants in Dumbo 

[Frood]

Please say arse properly. An ass is a donkey. Arse! Say it! Don't wreck such a great word by implying donkey. You know the Democrats have a donkey don't you?

Don't turn him into a Garraty_47 for fucks sake!

He'll be shoplifting Anglo slang like a San Fran shop front and nobody will be able to stop 5 finger discount of 950 jargon words or less.

Then they'll set their eyes upoon tyre, centre, colour, flavour, bonza, deadly, mob, grouse, jubblies, walkies, smoko, arvo, et cetera.


Working them all together in a dough mixer with southern cornbread mix and a heavy splash of southern drawl essence.

It will be a linguistical nightmare. 

[Lab Flaker]

Don't turn him into a Garraty_47 for fucks sake!

He'll be shoplifting Anglo slang like a San Fran shop front and nobody will be able to stop 5 finger discount of 950 jargon words or less.

Then they'll set their eyes upoon tyre, centre, colour, flavour, bonza, deadly, mob, grouse, jubblies, walkies, smoko, arvo, et cetera.


Working them all together in a dough mixer with southern cornbread mix and a heavy splash of southern drawl essence.

It will be a linguistical nightmare. 

So many Americans say ass as opposed to arse though. It shits me to tears. Arse is a four-letter word ffs! Lol.

[Lab Flaker]

What about this chick Blazor? "Come here white boy...I'm gonna sit on your face and my anus will part on your nose!"

Oi Frood , if I was single I would growl out her arse in a heartbeat. No shower! 

[Frood]

So many Americans say ass as opposed to arse though. It shits me to tears. Arse is a four-letter word ffs! Lol.

Arse ain't a thing over there. It's ass.

[Frood]

Oi Frood , if I was single I would growl out her arse in a heartbeat. No shower! 

Remember your 2x4...

[Lab Flaker]

Arse ain't a thing over there. It's ass.

Silly innit?

[Lab Flaker]

Real arse with a bit of hail damage!



9.5/10
Very good rating.

[Lab Flaker]

Why Frood ? That's phat! 

[Blazor]

So what happened?

Well, she was almost 30, and was saying her body clock was ticking, and she NEEDED to have a baby super soon, like NOW. Only problem is, it was 2020, and the Scamdemic had jus started, and I had no idea what the hell was going on, with my job or anything. If Im raising a child, I want to be a father, be able to support our family, not jus willy nilly pop one out and not know if I can afford diapers. We talked kids early on in the relationship, and I was fine with having more, but she didn't want to jus yet. We had a mutual breakup, and we were both sad. Split up on Independence day lol. Got a booty call one month later lol. She assured me the sex was always amazing, and never an issue in the relationship. I still wonder if she had already started talking to her new dude, since they met so fast, and then got married. Anyway, that's what happened.

[Lab Flaker]

Well, she was almost 30, and was saying her body clock was ticking, and she NEEDED to have a baby super soon, like NOW. Only problem is, it was 2020, and the Scamdemic had jus started, and I had no idea what the hell was going on, with my job or anything. If Im raising a child, I want to be a father, be able to support our family, not jus willy nilly pop one out and not know if I can afford diapers. We talked kids early on in the relationship, and I was fine with having more, but she didn't want to jus yet. We had a mutual breakup, and we were both sad. Split up on Independence day lol. Got a booty call one month later lol. She assured me the sex was always amazing, and never an issue in the relationship. I still wonder if she had already started talking to her new dude, since they met so fast, and then got married. Anyway, that's what happened.

Shit a brick! Sorry bro. I recall you telling me this, but I had forgotten. Does she still live in your town?

[Lab Flaker]

You don't want to bring a kid into this world so late in life anyway...what was she thinking?

[Blazor]

Roman Catholic churches and groups, Buddhist temples too.

Plenty of divorced immigrants with a spiritual side always on the prowl for a sturdy Caucasian man.

I'm public enemy number one in the Matrix, Im a Southern, Straight, White, Christian, Constitutional, Family, MAN!!! 

[Blazor]

Don't turn him into a Garraty_47 for fucks sake!

He'll be shoplifting Anglo slang like a San Fran shop front and nobody will be able to stop 5 finger discount of 950 jargon words or less.

Then they'll set their eyes upoon tyre, centre, colour, flavour, bonza, deadly, mob, grouse, jubblies, walkies, smoko, arvo, et cetera.


Working them all together in a dough mixer with southern cornbread mix and a heavy splash of southern drawl essence.

It will be a linguistical nightmare. 

Hahahahaha!