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Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on October 11, 2024, 12:34:15 AMLots of single ones in Korean churches.

I believe you lol.

We about to go into slow season, which means I wont have to work Saturdays anymore, which means I should be able to go to church if I wanted.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 12:37:26 AMIts coming to that lol. I'm trying my best to avoid it for now.

Honestly...If I were in your shoes I'd going for the older chicks. And the fat ones to boot! Lulz. Trust me...you'll fall head over heels.
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Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 12:36:04 AMThis chick could be sitting on your face if you weren't so fussy!



She got an ok face, but no, that's too much for me lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 12:38:49 AMI believe you lol.

We about to go into slow season, which means I wont have to work Saturdays anymore, which means I should be able to go to church if I wanted.

You have to work Saturdays. You do realise that that's not right don't you? I hope they're paying you double time ffs!

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 12:38:31 AMHold your breath and just keep lapping it up. Fat chicks are awesome. When you have them in doggy...you'll feel like a God. So much arse! Woooohoooo!  :yeahhh:

My ex had a big ass lol. Her upper half was perfect, and her weight in the lower half was distributed properly, so I did make an exception for her lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 12:40:16 AMShe got an ok face, but no, that's too much for me lol.
She's way too skinny for me!
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 12:42:17 AMMy ex had a big ass lol. Her upper half was perfect, and her weight in the lower half was distributed properly, so I did make an exception for her lol.

Please say arse properly. An ass is a donkey. Arse! Say it! Don't wreck such a great word by implying donkey. You know the Democrats have a donkey don't you?
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Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 12:40:05 AMHonestly...If I were in your shoes I'd going for the older chicks. And the fat ones to boot! Lulz. Trust me...you'll fall head over heels.

Age is jus a number to me. I've gotten interested in some older gals, but none were single. I haven't found a fatty Im attracted to yet lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 12:41:40 AMYou have to work Saturdays. You do realise that that's not right don't you? I hope they're paying you double time ffs!

Yeah, warm weather is our busy season, but its starting to slow down. I HATE working Saturdays. I get time and a half.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 12:45:09 AMPlease say arse properly. An ass is a donkey. Arse! Say it! Don't wreck such a great word by implying donkey. You know the Democrats have a donkey don't you?

Hahahahaha, you make a valid point my friend lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 12:45:26 AMAge is jus a number to me. I've gotten interested in some older gals, but none were single. I haven't found a fatty Im attracted to yet lol.

They need a pretty face. Fat Lily and Murdoch told me I was a chubby chaser. I said, fucking oath, but they can't look like you two bush pigs. They got so upset. I laughed and laughed. I'm laughing now reminiscing!  :crampe:
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Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 12:48:46 AMThey need a pretty face. Fat Lily and Murdoch told me I was a chubby chaser. I said, fucking oath, but they can't look like you two bush pigs. They got so upset. I laughed and laughed. I'm laughing now reminiscing!  :crampe:

 :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

My ex had a BEAUTIFUL face, and her eyes.... oh my gurd! Her face is what I was most attracted to.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

What about this chick Blazor? "Come here white boy...I'm gonna sit on your face and my anus will part on your nose!"

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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 12:57:17 AM:crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

My ex had a BEAUTIFUL face, and her eyes.... oh my gurd! Her face is what I was most attracted to.

So what happened?