You've been good whilst I was away, soooooo

[Anonymous]

[@realAzhyaAryola]

IHJ, that is what wildlife is to Blurt.

[Bricktop]

IHJ, that is what life is to Blurt.

Fixed.

[Blurt]

IHJ, that is what wildlife is to Blurt.

Nooo.... wildlife is what you find on the streets of Manila between 3 and 4 a.m.



And to think I don't even have a hunter's license!  

[Anonymous]

IHJ, that is what life is to Blurt.

Fixed.

 ac_toofunny

[Blurt]

Don't encourage him, Jock.



Ol' Inspector Sillypants will start fantasizing he's funny.

[Anonymous]

Don't encourage him, Jock.



Ol' Inspector Sillypants will start fantasizing he's funny.

I liked it.

[Bricktop]

Don't encourage him, Jock.



Ol' Inspector Sillypants will start fantasizing he's funny.

Oh, no.



When you're lurking nearby, I'm as serious as a headshot.

[Blurt]

Don't encourage him, Jock.



Ol' Inspector Sillypants will start fantasizing he's funny.

Oh, no.



When you're lurking nearby, I'm as serious as a headshot.

These days, they're called "portraits."

[Bricktop]

I use a shotgun.

[Blurt]

A shotgun for a headshot?



Does that even work in CoD?

[Bricktop]

One shot. One kill.

[Blurt]

Well, okay.



But the point of a shotgun blast is one shot, many kills. Or, at least, one shot, many blown bits.



Mind you, I'm not a firearm expert.

[kiebers]

Well, okay.



But the point of a shotgun blast is one shot, many kills. Or, at least, one shot, many blown bits.



Mind you, I'm not a firearm expert.

Is he saying he wants to do you harm? Seems so.....

[Aryan]

Ooooooh, is your banning finger getting itchy Kiebers?