Alright you Bums!

[Anonymous]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

Sorry SCOUSE, I wouldn't know.

 ac_dunno

[Anonymous]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

[Blurt]

Scouse hasn't had to deal with shit a day in his life.



Except for Saturdays.



When management pulls him off the door to get him to go clean up the cans.

[Angry White Male]

Blurt, go to bed!  Now!

[Angry White Male]

We'll put your Jammies on, Kiddo...  And I'll tuck you in...

[Renee]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

 



But, but,... THE GOD DAMN JOOOOOOOWS........

[Aryan]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

[Anonymous]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?

[Aryan]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?

Pubs usually, although drinking at home is a lot cheaper.

[Anonymous]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?

Pubs usually, although drinking at home is a lot cheaper.

That's what I thought SCOUSE..



I know British people like to drink in pubs.

[Aryan]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?

Pubs usually, although drinking at home is a lot cheaper.

That's what I thought SCOUSE..



I know British people like to drink in pubs.

Have you ever been in a pub?

[Anonymous]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?

Pubs usually, although drinking at home is a lot cheaper.

That's what I thought SCOUSE..



I know British people like to drink in pubs.

Have you ever been in a pub?

No, but I have been in lots of restaurants that serve alcohol.

[Aryan]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?

Pubs usually, although drinking at home is a lot cheaper.

That's what I thought SCOUSE..



I know British people like to drink in pubs.

Have you ever been in a pub?

No, but I have been in lots of restaurants that serve alcohol.

Old English pubs are the best.  

[Anonymous]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

Do you drink alcohol in pubs or at home SCOUSE?

Pubs usually, although drinking at home is a lot cheaper.

That's what I thought SCOUSE..



I know British people like to drink in pubs.

Have you ever been in a pub?

No, but I have been in lots of restaurants that serve alcohol.

Old English pubs are the best.  

I agree.

[Anonymous]

Also understand that there's not any females posting here, who I'd even consider dating...

What's that sound I hear? Now I know. The women of this board breathing a collective sigh of relief.

If you didn't have such a huge crush on Gordy you'd be all over  Mel like a rash.  

Maybe Seoul doesn't want a drinking man.

Perhaps, but alcohol takes the edge off the inevitable shit we all have to deal with in life.

That's one of the many excuses I had for being a liquor pig.

How bad were you on it?  I tend to just drink on a weekend, although I have gone through phases of drinking every night after work.  



I cut down for various reasons, one of them being the cost, its fucking expensive having a drinking habit.

I was physically addicted to booze. I could not go more than 5 days without drinking. And when I started I always drank until I blacked out.



I had two nick names. The first was Rule G which people at work called me. This is the rule in the Canadian Rail Operating Rules about being unfit for duty because of intoxicating substances. The other nick name I was given was Beer Bottle B***t.