Question...

[Angry White Male]

Question:  What are the odds, that a 170 lb man like me, can find a female my age that scales in at equal or less?



Answer:  About the same as going into a casino with $100, and walking out with $1,000,000.



North America is going to collapse under the weight of its own obesity...  its own fatness!



Disgusting.

[RW]

No one your age is dumb enough to give your lumpy red potato face a second look.

[Angry White Male]

Look you dummy...  People as white as me (and I'm really fucking white), get weird coloration when filming, especially with flash.



I've also been accused of having no eyebrows.  I'll let you in on another secret...  People as white as me do have eyebrows, but they are also blonde enough to not really show up well on a shitty pic.  Since many are fake blondes, their eyebrows will be dark and people get used to that as a norm.  I am Hitler-youth blonde, and my eyebrows are blonde.



Hope I cleared that up for you, since you and that fat pig seem to like rehashing the same false crap over and over again.

[Angry White Male]

Even minor razor rash will show up as a major red streak on crappy photos.



I'm too fucking white to be photographed by anything other than a professional photographer.



Now what I need, is to find another blonde-haired, blue eyed beauty, so we can procreate while we still can, and produce the perfect guaranteed Hitler Youth, before us blondes/blues go extinct!  We're already a rare breed...

[Blurt]

Of course, you won't be able to rate her attractiveness based on a mere photo; she'll look just as splotchy and eyebrowless as you do, Mel.



You might have to leave the smelly cab and mingle with the plebes.

[Angry White Male]

Don't be mad that I'm whiter than 99% of white people, and you just aren't used to such whiteness!  It's OK!  Doesn't bother me...



I'll do double-duty to atone the wrongs of my white ancestors, even though I'm first-generation Canadian.

[Berry Sweet]

So youre albino?

[Angry White Male]

So youre albino?

Nope!  Just really White!

[Berry Sweet]

Like this??

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[Angry White Male]

Pretty close...

[Berry Sweet]

Dont you have light brown hair tho?



Ypu must burn and peel like a bitch.  Im olive skinned, haxel eyes and brwn/blk hair.

[Angry White Male]

My hair is not light brown.  It is fucking full on blonde.



And yes, I do not do very well in the sun!

[Berry Sweet]

When you posted that pic of you and your beer gut in the bathroom...you had brown hair.

[Angry White Male]

I do not have a beer gut, and any time my pic shows light brown hair means one of two things:  It wasn't washed that day...  Or, again what the camera will do with colouration.

[Angry White Male]

If it gets dirty/greasy throughout the day, it will change colour quick...



Darker haired people really don't have to worry about this...