Ever think of your own funeral?

[Odinson]

Why do you people plan your deaths?

[Anonymous]

Naw. He just wants to be near me ... but is too stupid to know that water will rapidly take every last particle of him far away.



 Stalkers never give up .... especially yer regular lowly Kra-t will do anything to be near superior Prussian genes ...  anything .. ... even after death .... that's "how they roll" , eh?

Shut up you stupid fucking bitch.  You know nothing.

You are so thin skinned Mel.

[cc]

That must be his ghost talking. He left us FOREVER

[Anonymous]

Naw. He just wants to be near me ... but is too stupid to know that water will rapidly take every last particle of him far away.



 Stalkers never give up .... especially yer regular lowly Kra-t will do anything to be near superior Prussian genes ...  anything .. ... even after death .... that's "how they roll" , eh?

Shut up you stupid fucking bitch.  You know nothing.

You are so thin skinned Mel.

He's an effeminate, whining little white homo.

[RW]

ac_boring

[Angry White Male]

Why do you people plan your deaths?

When my parents died, I had no choice...



I have no brothers, sisters, kids, grandparents, or legal spouse.



What this means, at least in British Columbia, is my entire estate would be, by default, handled by the government, with ALL value and decision making capability left to them.  They would be the beneficiary.



Most people are not in my situation, and even without a will, would have a default family member or spouse that would be able to handle affairs.



I am not one of those people, and it is of UTMOST importance that I maintain a will, which generally does have a clause for funeral wishes...

[Blazor]

Why do you people plan your deaths?

I just think its good that if you have certain wishes, that they are addressed before ya actually die. Like I dont wanna go in the ground, nor have a traditional funeral. I go up and down the interstate all the time, avoiding accidents all the time, but one of those times might hit me, or it might not, just never know when ya gonna go.

[Anonymous]

Beats trying to be a weak version of Herman.

Other than agreeing on a few things, iron horse jockey and Herman are not alike at all.

[Anonymous]

Beats trying to be a weak version of Herman.

Whatever you say.  :001_rolleyes:

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Checklist: Pre-Planning Your Funeral or Memorial Service



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Planning your own funeral or memorial service can provide peace-of-mind to you and your family.



By planning your service in advance you can design and specify the exact type of service you'd like, so that your friends and family celebrate you as you wish. And by letting your family know how you'd like your funeral or memorial service to be, they'll have less difficult and complicated decisions to make during a difficult emotional time. To learn more about how and why to plan your funeral or memorial service in advance, click here.



Make decisions about the type of service and events you'd like to have

Decide on the type of service you want to have:

I would like to have a funeral service, followed by burial or cremation

I would like to have a funeral service, followed by a graveside service or a service at the crematory, followed by burial or cremation

I would like to have only a graveside service or a service at the crematory, followed by burial or cremation

I would like to have a memorial service after the burial or cremation

I would like to have a funeral service in my own home



Decide if you want any other funeral events:

I would like to have a viewing before my funeral

I would like to have a wake before my funeral

I would like to have a visitation before my funeral

I would like to have a reception or gathering after my funeral or memorial service

I would like to observe my religion's mourning events

Identify personal touches you'd like at the service



I would like my funeral or memorial service to be held at the following location: ______________________________________. If this location is not available, my second choice is ______________________________________.

The person I would like to officiate my funeral or memorial service is ______________________________________. If this person is not available, my second choice is ______________________________________.

I would like the following people to serve as pallbearers:

1. _____________________________

2. _____________________________

3. _____________________________

4. _____________________________

5. _____________________________

6. _____________________________



I would like the following people to deliver eulogies:

1. _____________________________

2. _____________________________

3. _____________________________



I would like the following people to deliver prayers, poems, or other readings:

1. _____________________________

2. _____________________________

3. _____________________________



The readings I would like them to deliver are:

Title/Author/Source

1. _______________________________________________________

2. _______________________________________________________

3. _______________________________________________________



I would like the following songs, hymns, or pieces of music to be played:

1. _____________________________

2. _____________________________

3. _____________________________



I would like people to honor my memory by making a donation to one of the charity organizations that has meant a lot to me:

1. _____________________________

2. _____________________________

3. _____________________________



I want to be sure that the following groups, organizations, and clubs will be notified of and invited to my funeral or memorial service (such as veterans' groups, alumni associations, sports or hobby clubs, etc.):

Name of Group/Primary Contact/Contact Info

1. _______________________________________________

2. _______________________________________________

3. _______________________________________________



I want to be sure that the following people, whom my family may not know, will be notified of and invited to my funeral or memorial service:

Name/Contact Info

1. ________________________________________________

2. ________________________________________________

3. ________________________________________________

4. ________________________________________________

5. ________________________________________________

6. ________________________________________________

7. ________________________________________________

8. ________________________________________________

9. ________________________________________________

10. _______________________________________________

11. _______________________________________________

12. _______________________________________________

13. _______________________________________________

14. _______________________________________________

15. _______________________________________________

16. _______________________________________________

17. _______________________________________________

18. _______________________________________________

19. _______________________________________________

20. _______________________________________________



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[Anonymous]

That seems to cover everything Azhya.

[Odinson]

Why do you people plan your deaths?

I just think its good that if you have certain wishes, that they are addressed before ya actually die. Like I dont wanna go in the ground, nor have a traditional funeral. I go up and down the interstate all the time, avoiding accidents all the time, but one of those times might hit me, or it might not, just never know when ya gonna go.

But when you die... Its lights out... It doesnt matter what they do with your body.

[Blazor]

But when you die... Its lights out... It doesnt matter what they do with your body.

Oh I know. Jus cheaper than going in the ground lol.



Nah, my mom was either suicide or murder. There was no wishes or anything, so at the age of 22 I had to figure everything out myself. Kinda stressful to do within a couple days with no warning and her just up and gone. Then there was my wife, we knew she only had 6 months, so we had some time to go over things. Just wouldnt want to leave everything on someone else to figure out ya know?

[Blazor]

Checklist: Pre-Planning Your Funeral or Memorial Service

That covered a lot for someone who likes to plan lol.