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Re: Forum gossip thread by Herman

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Started by Bricktop, November 19, 2017, 07:26:13 PM

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@realAzhyaAryola

Behold, Exhibit A.



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Anonymous

Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Behold, Exhibit A.



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Mike Myers is from Canada.

@realAzhyaAryola

I know that. I am showing him portraying a Brit.
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Bricktop

As white Americans are descended from British people, why would there be a distinction in physical characteristics.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I know that. I am showing him portraying a Brit.

I know what you are doing. Lots of Brits brush their teeth. I think even Kam and Scouse push some toothpaste around their mouths once or twice a year.

Bricktop

Why would they do that when they could just take their teeth out and hose them down??

Bricktop

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Why would they do that when they could just take their teeth out and hose them down??

No hose in their flats?

Bricktop

No WATER in their flats.



They don't wash...either body or clothes.

They drink only beer.

They eat only fish and chips or pizza, so no dishes.

The have a communal lavvy...well, its an abandoned factory, but it does the job if you wear a gas mask.



So, in summer they just sneak into a garden with a hose, prise out the dentures bought at an op-shop, and give them a quick spray.



Job done.

@realAzhyaAryola

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I know that. I am showing him portraying a Brit.

I know what you are doing. Lots of Brits brush their teeth. I think even Kam and Scouse push some toothpaste around their mouths once or twice a year.


I believe you thought I was not aware that Mike Myers was Canadian but I know that he is. I've known it since I became aware of him. In fact, he's Canadian-American but he does hold a British citizenship. I know things, Herman. I'm not a mousy woman who does not speak much and have to be told who's who.
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"No WATER in their flats.



They don't wash...either body or clothes.

They drink only beer.

They eat only fish and chips or pizza, so no dishes.

The have a communal lavvy...well, its an abandoned factory, but it does the job if you wear a gas mask.



So, in summer they just sneak into a garden with a hose, prise out the dentures bought at an op-shop, and give them a quick spray.



Job done.

I believe every word.

Bricktop


Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Would I lie to you???

I would believe Hillary Clinton if she described Kam and Scouse's lives the way you did.

Bricktop

Oh, Kam doesn't lead a life anywhere near as opulent as Scouse. He's more of an outdoors man.



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Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Oh, Kam doesn't lead a life anywhere near as opulent as Scouse. He's more of an outdoors man.



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I knew Kam was a darkie.