Liverpool; the home of Scousers

[Bricktop]

I notice a lot of people here are unfamiliar with what a scouser is.



It is a native of Liverpool, UK, with a dialect all of their own, incomprehensible to anyone else although its origin is claimed to be English.



Our very own scouser, the eponymous Scouse, is from Liverpool, hence is a Liverpudlian, or pud. It is not a term of endearment to the rest of the empire, who look down on scousers the way Canadians look down on Newfies.



Here is a typical scouser family.



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[Anonymous]

That's exactly how I picture Scouse's family.

[Bricktop]

And one of his "motor"...or car.



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Posh scousers have cars with FOUR doors.

[Bricktop]

Another famous scouser...knighted for molesting children.



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[Anonymous]

On dole day, Scouse can buy  petrol for it. Every other time he steals it from hard working East Indian shop owners.

[Bricktop]

Hence the warning signs posted throughout Liverpool;



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[Bricktop]

Now, I'm not saying scousers are inbred...



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But there are some common physical characteristics.

[Anonymous]

Scouse is the one in the yellow Carlsberg jersey.

[realgrimm]

so do scousers speak with different accent like those cockneys

[Anonymous]

so do scousers speak with different accent like those cockneys

Hell ya, they have a distinct accent.

[Bricktop]

so do scousers speak with different accent like those cockneys

Its more like a different language; a hybrid of the Queens English, incomprehensible grunts and snarls.

[IRISH KAM]

SCOUSERS are all Thieves and Smackheads .



Liverpool should be fenced off and made in to a republic .

[Anonymous]

If all  Scousers are like our SCOUSE, Liverpool must be a friendly place to visit.

 ac_smile

[IRISH KAM]

Be prepared to be stabbed with infected needles and Robbed .

[Anonymous]

Be prepared to be stabbed with infected needles and Robbed .

So, it's like Vancouver?