SCOUSE's Jewish conspiracy thread

[Bricktop]

As you have clearly seen, my ass may be geriatric, but I'm still looking gooooooood...chicks dig handsome, mature gentlemen.

[Aryan]

Sure, it must be those expensive wheel trims you have on your wheelchair...

[Bricktop]

As its nearing 4.00am in the UK, and you're chatting on a web forum, can I assume that there is no Mrs Scouse, nor the remote possibility of one?



Meanwhile, here in Australia, I am pondering whether to take the S2000 for a blast through the winding hills nearby, or maybe a dip in the pool.



Or perhaps take the Land Rover for a squirt through the forest...

[Aryan]

Ok Seaman, I'm at work actually.  

[Bricktop]

Oh, right. Nightwatchman at Sainsbury's.

[Aryan]

Nope, the company I work for requires me to cover some sites during the week occasionally, and this one happens to be a night shift.

[Anonymous]

As its nearing 4.00am in the UK, and you're chatting on a web forum, can I assume that there is no Mrs Scouse, nor the remote possibility of one?



Meanwhile, here in Australia, I am pondering whether to take the S2000 for a blast through the winding hills nearby, or maybe a dip in the pool.



Or perhaps take the Land Rover for a squirt through the forest...

Kill two birds with one stone and take the S2000 for a dip in the pool.

[Anonymous]

As its nearing 4.00am in the UK, and you're chatting on a web forum, can I assume that there is no Mrs Scouse, nor the remote possibility of one?



Meanwhile, here in Australia, I am pondering whether to take the S2000 for a blast through the winding hills nearby, or maybe a dip in the pool.



Or perhaps take the Land Rover for a squirt through the forest...

Kill two birds with one stone and take the S2000 for a dip in the pool.

Three birds, he doesn't have to go to the car wash.

[Bricktop]

The S2000 is not exposed to the elements. She's as shiny, bright and sparkly as the day she was born...

[Anonymous]

The S2000 is not exposed to the elements. She's as shiny, bright and sparkly as the day she was born...

Do you keep it in your garage?

[Aryan]

I read $2000 at first and wondered what the hell you were all talking about?  ac_wot



I'm guessing you mean a Honda?



Hair dresser's car.   ac_biggrin

[Bricktop]

Yeah.



Hairdressers car.

[Odinson]

The lefties make is all look gay...



Our nations seem ripe for plucking.

[Anonymous]

Yeah.



Hairdressers car.

[Bricktop]

The S2000 is not exposed to the elements. She's as shiny, bright and sparkly as the day she was born...

Do you keep it in your garage?

Yes.



Its always been kept under cover, and waxed twice a year.