I was better off with a woman...

[Bricktop]

More attention seeking, self pitying bullshit.

[Odinson]

Now I'm drinking myself to death.



I miss her smile.  I don't miss the rest of it...



A happy female is all I need, since I rarely smile.



The cunt can stay home and watch Oprah...  I don't care.



As long as she has the smile...  I am better off.

I couldn't maintain a relationship very long when I drank.

I wouldn't have entered into a relationship with a man who abused alcohol when I was single.

You are missing a lot..



A hangover makes you really horny.. Thats when the really good sex happens.

[Anonymous]

Now I'm drinking myself to death.



I miss her smile.  I don't miss the rest of it...



A happy female is all I need, since I rarely smile.



The cunt can stay home and watch Oprah...  I don't care.



As long as she has the smile...  I am better off.

I couldn't maintain a relationship very long when I drank.

I wouldn't have entered into a relationship with a man who abused alcohol when I was single.

I am a drinker and I don't blame you.



My ex wife was a female redneck, and she drank like I do. The gal I am with now drinks a glass of wine with almost everyday, but never gets drunk. We are opposites, but it works for us.

[Zetsu]

It's time Mel should get a girlfriend, lol here's some Asian babes to choose from.



China

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Korea

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Japan

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[Anonymous]

Mel has no chance with any of them.

[Zetsu]

Mel has no chance with any of them.

Lol sadly that's pretty true, first thing Mel needs to do is become back more like his old self, then he'll have a better chance of scoring a trophy wife once again.

[Bricktop]

Here's one Mel MIGHT have a chance with...



https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnypica.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F05%2FUgly-Woman.jpg&f=1">

[Zetsu]

^^^



Lol that one looks so much like a real life version of some looney toons character.

[Anonymous]

Mel has no chance with any of them.

Lol sadly that's pretty true, first thing Mel needs to do is become back more like his old self, then he'll have a better chance of scoring a trophy wife once again.

This drunk, insecure crybaby Mel is the only one I have known.  



Was he a lot different before?

[Aryan]

Here's one Mel MIGHT have a chance with...



https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnypica.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F05%2FUgly-Woman.jpg&f=1">

Looks Jewish to me, big nose, hairy arms, it could be CC's daughter.  ac_toofunny

[Bricktop]

It IS cc you twerp.

[Anonymous]

She's a lovely Liverpool lass.

[Bricktop]

cc is AUSTRALIAN!!!



One of ours.

[Anonymous]

cc is AUSTRALIAN!!!



One of ours.

I still like ceec. Even with those hairy arms.

[Aryan]

What about the massive konk?