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Hope you're all enjoying your turkey...

Started by Aryan, December 25, 2017, 03:27:54 PM

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Aryan

I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Later brother.  Hey wait, where are you working that's so frickin important?

Aryan

I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin

Shouldn't be very busy.



I have been drinking barrel wash by the gallon since I got home Saturday. My kid and his girlfriend are here. I have been smoking his pot too. Turkey will be done at five pm.

Thiel

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Merry Christmas to you too sweetie. muah
gay, conservative and proud

Bricktop

Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin


"'Ere...you can't go in dressed in that. Sod off" said the doorman covered in swastikas.



By the way, in Australia,security personnel are forbidden by law to consume alcohol whilst on duty.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Bricktop"By the way, in Australia, security personnel are forbidden by law to consume alcohol whilst on duty.


Look, he's working on Christmas.  If the perks are a few drinks to help him bounce a trouble maker outta the place, so be it.

Bricktop

And THAT is why it is illegal for security staff to consume alcohol whilst on duty.

Frood

Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.
Blahhhhhh...

Aryan

Quote from: "Thiel"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Merry Christmas to you too sweetie. muah


 ac_wot

Aryan

Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm working the door of a local boozer tonight, should be alright, I'm gonna be on the voddy and cokes.  ac_biggrin


"'Ere...you can't go in dressed in that. Sod off" said the doorman covered in swastikas.



By the way, in Australia,security personnel are forbidden by law to consume alcohol whilst on duty.


And? Why do you think voddy is my tipple of choice when working.  :laugh:



Lots of chewing gum is also essential.

Aryan

Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Thiel"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"I'm off to work now.  :sad:  



Seasons Greetings to you all, yes even to you Seoulbro, laters folks.   ac_cool

Merry Christmas to you too sweetie. muah


 ac_wot

 :laugh:

Blazor

Quote from: "SCOUSE"


Lots of chewing gum is also essential.


Cause we know what will happen if you run out of bubble gum  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Security personnel aren't on duty ever. They're punch card rats.


And what do you do fella apart from masquerading as a female online? Heaven only knows what drives you to do it, presumably some sort of weird perverted fetish.   :crazy:


What's your problem, door dummy?
Blahhhhhh...