News:

SMF - Just Installed!

 

The best topic

*

Replies: 8416
Total votes: : 3

Last post: July 02, 2024, 02:46:34 PM
Re: Forum gossip thread by Sloan

Your New Years Resolutions.

Started by Bricktop, December 26, 2017, 11:04:49 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Bricktop

Being the elder statesman, it is my solemn duty to provide you with your New Years Resolutions for 2018. Thanks not necessary.



Herman.

Cut back to one barrel of barrel wash per day.



Scouse.

Watch "Fiddler On The Roof" to the end.



Fashionista.

Cut back spending on expensive clothes.



Shen Li.

Cut back on expensive liquor.



Kiebers.

Save the cactus; no more tequila.



Seoulbro.

Fix that swing!!!



Zetsu.

Buy that V8 gas guzzler you've always wanted.



Wazzzup.

Use that Tactical Bacon Scouse gave you for Xmas.



CC.

Time to go home...book that ticket to Sydney.



Mel.

Psychotherapy. Its time.



Real Grimm.

Stop spending so much on ganja. Plant that garden in the roofspace.



Azhya.

Cut back on spending at "Shop The Walking Dead - Darryl's clothing".



Shin.

Stop visiting web sites sent by "Uncle Herman".



Iron Horse Jockey.

Start packing for your move to Australia.



Dinky Dianna.

Stop playing feral off against flea.



Blazor.

Make your own flavoured moonshine, starting with "Cabbage". There IS a market out there.



Renee. (I know you lurk, baby)

Get started on your TV career...write to the producers of "My 600lb Life".



Thiel.

Tell Scouse you're only flirting. PLEASE!!!



Bricktop.

Abandon hope of getting a pic of Shen's ass. Move on. Ask cc.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Being the elder statesman, it is my solemn duty to provide you with your New Years Resolutions for 2018. Thanks not necessary.



Herman.

Cut back to one barrel of barrel wash per day.



Scouse.

Watch "Fiddler On The Roof" to the end.



Fashionista.

Cut back spending on expensive clothes.



Shen Li.

Cut back on expensive liquor.



Kiebers.

Save the cactus; no more tequila.



Seoulbro.

Fix that swing!!!



Zetsu.

Buy that V8 gas guzzler you've always wanted.



Wazzzup.

Use that Tactical Bacon Scouse gave you for Xmas.



CC.

Time to go home...book that ticket to Sydney.



Mel.

Psychotherapy. Its time.



Real Grimm.

Stop spending so much on ganja. Plant that garden in the roofspace.



Azhya.

Cut back on spending at "Shop The Walking Dead - Darryl's clothing".



Shin.

Stop visiting web sites sent by "Uncle Herman".



Iron Horse Jockey.

Start packing for your move to Australia.



Dinky Dianna.

Stop playing feral off against flea.



Blazor.

Make your own flavoured moonshine, starting with "Cabbage". There IS a market out there.



Renee. (I know you lurk, baby)

Get started on your TV career...write to the producers of "My 600lb Life".



Thiel.

Tell Scouse you're only flirting. PLEASE!!!



Bricktop.

Abandon hope of getting a pic of Shen's ass. Move on. Ask cc.

 :roll:

Frood

Bricktop.

Colour code the toothpaste and hemorrhoid cream tubes clearly.



Scouse.

Buy that Christopher Plummer blow up doll you've had your eye on.



Twenty Dollars.

Scratch together twenty whole dollars and call home.



Herman.

Buy a home electric distilling unit with a urinal insert.



Fash.

Shoplift a selection of heavy metal cd's from the 80's and a plastic flying bat to bite the head off.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

One barrel a day. That's practically going cold turkey.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Being the elder statesman, it is my solemn duty to provide you with your New Years Resolutions for 2018. Thanks not necessary.



Herman.

Cut back to one barrel of barrel wash per day.



Scouse.

Watch "Fiddler On The Roof" to the end.



Fashionista.

Cut back spending on expensive clothes.



Shen Li.

Cut back on expensive liquor.



Kiebers.

Save the cactus; no more tequila.



Seoulbro.

Fix that swing!!!



Zetsu.

Buy that V8 gas guzzler you've always wanted.



Wazzzup.

Use that Tactical Bacon Scouse gave you for Xmas.



CC.

Time to go home...book that ticket to Sydney.



Mel.

Psychotherapy. Its time.



Real Grimm.

Stop spending so much on ganja. Plant that garden in the roofspace.



Azhya.

Cut back on spending at "Shop The Walking Dead - Darryl's clothing".



Shin.

Stop visiting web sites sent by "Uncle Herman".



Iron Horse Jockey.

Start packing for your move to Australia.



Dinky Dianna.

Stop playing feral off against flea.



Blazor.

Make your own flavoured moonshine, starting with "Cabbage". There IS a market out there.



Renee. (I know you lurk, baby)

Get started on your TV career...write to the producers of "My 600lb Life".



Thiel.

Tell Scouse you're only flirting. PLEASE!!!



Bricktop.

Abandon hope of getting a pic of Shen's ass. Move on. Ask cc.

Good list. Nothing for Dinky though.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Bricktop"Being the elder statesman, it is my solemn duty to provide you with your New Years Resolutions for 2018. Thanks not necessary.

Mel.

Psychotherapy. Its time.

You know, I actually went to see a Shrink last year (booked the appointment the year before, actually, so welcome to the Canadian medical system, where months of wait time is the norm!)...



He actually said I'm more normal and better off than the majority of the population.  I went to book another appointment, and he wouldn't return my call.



True story.  My one time speaking to a Shrink.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Being the elder statesman, it is my solemn duty to provide you with your New Years Resolutions for 2018. Thanks not necessary.

Mel.

Psychotherapy. Its time.

You know, I actually went to see a Shrink last year (booked the appointment the year before, actually, so welcome to the Canadian medical system, where months of wait time is the norm!)...



He actually said I'm more normal and better off than the majority of the population.  I went to book another appointment, and he wouldn't return my call.



True story.  My one time speaking to a Shrink.

A hoghead at work saw a shrink through our company EFAP after his wife died. He saw one right away.

Angry White Male

They must have a good internal system in place.



I had to wait about eight months, to see a Shrink.  Even he was surprised at that wait time.



By then, I was all better anyhow, as was clear with his refusal to even follow up.



The fact that I'm "more normal" than most, is something positive that I could at least take away from the 'session'...

Anonymous

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Being the elder statesman, it is my solemn duty to provide you with your New Years Resolutions for 2018. Thanks not necessary.

Mel.

Psychotherapy. Its time.

You know, I actually went to see a Shrink last year (booked the appointment the year before, actually, so welcome to the Canadian medical system, where months of wait time is the norm!)...



He actually said I'm more normal and better off than the majority of the population.  I went to book another appointment, and he wouldn't return my call.



True story.  My one time speaking to a Shrink.

A hoghead at work saw a shrink through our company EFAP after his wife died. He saw one right away.

I figured CP would take good care of their employees.

Angry White Male

It was weird, me wanting to talk to a shrink, and then receiving the call like eight fucking months later, to come on in...



By then, my mindset had changed.



It's good to know that I'm strong and pliable enough, to handle what I need to handle on my own, without resorting to 'professional help.'

Anonymous

Quote from: "Angry White Male"It was weird, me wanting to talk to a shrink, and then receiving the call like eight fucking months later, to come on in...



By then, my mindset had changed.



It's good to know that I'm strong and pliable enough, to handle what I need to handle on my own, without resorting to 'professional help.'

If you say so..



Goodnight Mel.

Angry White Male

I've been through a lot in the last few short years...  A divorce, and then losing both parents very quickly (less than three months apart).



It was not a good time, when everything was happening as it was.



I handled it.  By myself.



Rest well, Fash.

Thiel

Quote from: "Bricktop"Being the elder statesman, it is my solemn duty to provide you with your New Years Resolutions for 2018. Thanks not necessary.



Herman.

Cut back to one barrel of barrel wash per day.



Scouse.

Watch "Fiddler On The Roof" to the end.



Fashionista.

Cut back spending on expensive clothes.



Shen Li.

Cut back on expensive liquor.



Kiebers.

Save the cactus; no more tequila.



Seoulbro.

Fix that swing!!!



Zetsu.

Buy that V8 gas guzzler you've always wanted.



Wazzzup.

Use that Tactical Bacon Scouse gave you for Xmas.



CC.

Time to go home...book that ticket to Sydney.



Mel.

Psychotherapy. Its time.



Real Grimm.

Stop spending so much on ganja. Plant that garden in the roofspace.



Azhya.

Cut back on spending at "Shop The Walking Dead - Darryl's clothing".



Shin.

Stop visiting web sites sent by "Uncle Herman".



Iron Horse Jockey.

Start packing for your move to Australia.



Dinky Dianna.

Stop playing feral off against flea.



Blazor.

Make your own flavoured moonshine, starting with "Cabbage". There IS a market out there.



Renee. (I know you lurk, baby)

Get started on your TV career...write to the producers of "My 600lb Life".



Thiel.

Tell Scouse you're only flirting. PLEASE!!!



Bricktop.

Abandon hope of getting a pic of Shen's ass. Move on. Ask cc.

Bravo
gay, conservative and proud

Blazor

Quote from: "Bricktop"
Blazor.

Make your own flavoured moonshine, starting with "Cabbage". There IS a market out there.

.


I dont like cabbage lol, no way in hell lol. Coleslaw aint bad though.



One time, my neighbor gave my wife a head of lettuce, and I shredded it and put it on tacos. Nope, wasnt lettuce, it was cabbage lol.



If I could just make my own shine and grow my own herb I would be happy lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Blazor.

Make your own flavoured moonshine, starting with "Cabbage". There IS a market out there.

.


I dont like cabbage lol, no way in hell lol. Coleslaw aint bad though.



One time, my neighbor gave my wife a head of lettuce, and I shredded it and put it on tacos. Nope, wasnt lettuce, it was cabbage lol.



If I could just make my own shine and grow my own herb I would be happy lol.

Cabbage is better than lettuce.