'Ancestry' DNA Results are In!

[Angry White Male]

As you may know, I desired a second opinion on DNA results, and they are now in.



Ancestry is a little different than 23 & Me, but the results are fairly similar.  There's still a little Jew in there, but I guess I just cannot shake that...



Still surprised at the amount of Eastern Euro.  Everyone knows that Eastern Euro's are the Goulash slurping White Niggers of Europe.  Think Evs.  Yech!



However, when I power up my randy-dandy MicroSoft calc, and add up teh Superior Genez (Scandinavia, Europe West, and Great Britain), I find that I'm 56% superior genetically.



Obviously the target would be 100% Superior genetics, but I guess it could be worse.  At least it's 100% Euro.







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[Anonymous]

As you may know, I desired a second opinion on DNA results, and they are now in.



Ancestry is a little different than 23 & Me, but the results are fairly similar.  There's still a little Jew in there, but I guess I just cannot shake that...



Still surprised at the amount of Eastern Euro.  Everyone knows that Eastern Euro's are the Goulash slurping White Blacks of Europe.  Think Evs.  Yech!



However, when I power up my randy-dandy MicroSoft calc, and add up teh Superior Genez (Scandinavia, Europe West, and Great Britain), I find that I'm 56% superior genetically.



Obviously the target would be 100% Superior genetics, but I guess it could be worse.  At least it's 100% Euro.







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Congratulations, I guess.

[Angry White Male]

What happened to the thread where I asked if you forced your kids to master the piano?  It disappeared.  It was a legit question, yo!

[Anonymous]

What happened to the thread where I asked if you forced your kids to master the piano?  It disappeared.  It was a legit question, yo!

I don't know what that has to do with this thread, but I don't remember it.

[Angry White Male]

Clearly you don't want to answer the question.  I won't push you like you did your poor kids on the piano... ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

Clearly you don't want to answer the question.  I won't push you like you did your poor kids on the piano... ac_biggrin

I don't remember reading your question.

[Angry White Male]

That's because somebody removed it!  



It was an honest question!  Did you force your kids to master the piano, or else subject them to swift and severe Asian-style punishment?

[Angry White Male]

You did too, didn't you!

[Odinson]

I often wonder if my father was really my father..



He was a really dark man, you see..



And I have red beard and brown hair.





I dare not to open that can of worms.

[Angry White Male]

Only DNA test can prove results!

[Lance Leftardashian]

DNA is nonsense, in 2018 we can identify as any ethnicity we choose.

[Angry White Male]

DNA is nonsense, in 2018 we can identify as any ethnicity we choose.

Can I be Indian?  That way I can avoid paying taxes, and also have access to post-secondary education paid 100% by the taxpayers!

[Anonymous]

DNA is nonsense, in 2018 we can identify as any ethnicity we choose.

No, we can't.

[Odinson]

DNA is nonsense, in 2018 we can identify as any ethnicity we choose.

You are what you are..



If you dont wanna identify as what you are, seek help..

[Berry Sweet]

This thread is fuckin stupid.