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Saw a dead body today.

Started by Angry White Male, April 09, 2018, 08:01:17 PM

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Bricktop

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Used to turn up to accidents with a bent front bumper, and a body at the wheel.



Pissed me off, because even though it was clear the driver suffered a heart attack, it meant a full fatal accident report had to be prepared. Weeks of fucking work.

Angry White Male

I think they do that here too, since the cops started to block the entire intersection once they arrived, which REALLY fucked up traffic, but by then I was through already.  The don't normally do a full road closure unless there's a fatal, or injuries serious enough to potentially become fatal.



I suppose they cannot rule out other possibilities, even though the guy is 80 and probably had a heart attack.  I'm sure an autopsy would highlight anything strange.  BUT, everything by the book these days!



Then again, there have been cases of 'significant others' almost getting away with the perfect murder...  Murder that looks like a natural death won't be questioned.

cc

Quote from: "Angry White Male"I spend many hours driving around the city with work.  I see more things than the average commuter would.

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Yes. Driving for a living = see a lot more that happens
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Angry White Male

Yes, CC.  You are absolutely correct!

Blazor

I use to see a ton of shit too when I delivered pizzas and drove a cab. Still do to a degree, but not as much, since Im on the interstate 100 miles a day.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"I use to see a ton of shit too when I delivered pizzas and drove a cab. Still do to a degree, but not as much, since Im on the interstate 100 miles a day.

That's one  hundred and sixty kilometres....that's too much driving everyday.

Blazor

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Quote from: "Blazor"I use to see a ton of shit too when I delivered pizzas and drove a cab. Still do to a degree, but not as much, since Im on the interstate 100 miles a day.

That's one  hundred and sixty kilometres....that's too much driving everyday.


I hate it  :sad:



Nothing worse than getting up and having to drive an hour to get to work.



Maybe if I was getting paid to do it lol.



It was national walk to work day last week, I did NOT participate  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"I use to see a ton of shit too when I delivered pizzas and drove a cab. Still do to a degree, but not as much, since Im on the interstate 100 miles a day.

That's one  hundred and sixty kilometres....that's too much driving everyday.


I hate it  :sad:



Nothing worse than getting up and having to drive an hour to get to work.



Maybe if I was getting paid to do it lol.



It was national walk to work day last week, I did NOT participate  :laugh:

Why not?

 :laugh:

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"I use to see a ton of shit too when I delivered pizzas and drove a cab. Still do to a degree, but not as much, since Im on the interstate 100 miles a day.

That's one  hundred and sixty kilometres....that's too much driving everyday.


I hate it  :sad:



Nothing worse than getting up and having to drive an hour to get to work.



Maybe if I was getting paid to do it lol.



It was national walk to work day last week, I did NOT participate  :laugh:

Why not?

 :laugh:


Because it would take me 2 days to get there if I hustled lol. Then again, I could just get halfway, the holiday would be over by then, then hitch a ride the rest of the way and arrive the next morning lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Bricktop

Great. A cab driver gets more posts than me.



 :sneaky2:

Blazor

Quote from: "Bricktop"Great. A cab driver gets more posts than me.



 :sneaky2:


 :laugh:



I did it for a year. You meet all walks of life.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Bricktop

Try driving a police car for a year.



Now, THAT'S entertainment.

Berry Sweet

I try to avoid people as much as I can.  



I use to be a real people person....always communicating, hanging out, doing things....but people today have changed....im sure majority of the problem here is people of the LML ...so snobby and unrealistic.



I'd rather give my time of day to thge few close around me.

Bricktop

Yet you are part of our little community.

Blazor

Quote from: "Bricktop"Try driving a police car for a year.



Now, THAT'S entertainment.


Oh yeah, did you get to go in college dorms lol? Delivering pizzas I've seen a ton of shit, trust me! "What should I tip the pizza man?" "oh I dont know" "how about this" (flashes boobs) "no no no not that!" (guy door shuts) lolol  :roll:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.