Dating a Midget?

[Angry White Male]

This is what ya get...

Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee...

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[Anonymous]

This is what ya get...

Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee...

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How insulting to him.

[Angry White Male]

Well, if you date a guy that looks like a toddler, what do you expect?



That midget must have a nice bank account...  I'm willing to bet he's 'financially secure'...

[Berry Sweet]

Well, if you date a guy that looks like a toddler, what do you expect?



That midget must have a nice bank account...  I'm willing to bet he's 'financially secure'...

You don't know that...some people get off on that shit.

[Anonymous]

Well, if you date a guy that looks like a toddler, what do you expect?



That midget must have a nice bank account...  I'm willing to bet he's 'financially secure'...

You don't know that...some people get off on that shit.

I have never met a woman who is attracted to little men, but I suppose there are a few.

[Berry Sweet]

People like weird stuff today...

[Angry White Male]

I have never met a woman who is attracted to little men, but I suppose there are a few.

Exactly!  Women aren't attracted to manlets.  Unless you're at least 5' 10", you're a manlet and will never be in the same league as us real men!



That midget has cash, I can guarantee you that!

[Bricktop]

I'll be sure to remind my cousin in June. He'll need to leave his full sized partner.



ALL of his partners have been people of normal height.

[Angry White Male]

He's got cash though, right?

[Bricktop]

He could buy and sell your ass 10 times over and only have to open his wallet.

[Angry White Male]

That's the point I make!  A fat wallet can make up for a shortness of height.  If he was a broke bum midget, the outcome would not be the same...

[Berry Sweet]

Maybe she likes small guys

[Berry Sweet]

Everyone got a fetish

[Angry White Male]

It's a fat wallet, guaranteed...

[Berry Sweet]

Like maybe urkarian chicks got a thing for alky truckers...same shit.