My Karl Foerster's are...

[Chuck Bronson]

...fucked for the year.



These things will often 'bend over' a bit when it rains, but have always returned to upright afterwards.  Not this time...  Had a MASSIVE downpour the other night, so much so that the building gutter couldn't even keep up, and tons of water got dumped on them.



Now 90% of the grass will not return to upright, essentially 'ruining' the grass until next Spring.  I had to tie a string across them all just to kinda keep them up, but they are done for the season.  Kind of pisses me off.

[Anonymous]

...fucked for the year.



These things will often 'bend over' a bit when it rains, but have always returned to upright afterwards.  Not this time...  Had a MASSIVE downpour the other night, so much so that the building gutter couldn't even keep up, and tons of water got dumped on them.



Now 90% of the grass will not return to upright, essentially 'ruining' the grass until next Spring.  I had to tie a string across them all just to kinda keep them up, but they are done for the season.  Kind of pisses me off.











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I don't like ground floor condos, but you have good privacy. The plants help a a lot.

[Chuck Bronson]

That's exactly why I got them, for privacy, as these things grow to around 5 feet tall, and require very little maintenance!



Now it's just dumb that I have to keep them strung up for the rest of the season...



At first I wasn't sure if I made a mistake buying ground floor, but I like the extra room of the patio, as opposed to the little balconies the upper units have!

[Blazor]

Grind up a Viagra, mix it in the water, and then water them plants. They will stand up in no time! lol

[Bricktop]

Its not like Mel won't have some spare Viagara lying around, either...

[Chuck Bronson]

Viagra ain't cheap!  I keep some on hand for those nights when I've had 'a little too much,' but still need to satisfy the womenz!

[Blazor]

Lol, I've never tried it, but thought it would prolly be fun for a fuckathon lol.

[Chuck Bronson]

Lol, I've never tried it, but thought it would prolly be fun for a fuckathon lol.

I like to drink, and we know what can happen with a bit of age mixed with too much of the Southern Comfort...  So, I keep some on hand for that!  The woman doesn't even need to know!

[Anonymous]

That's exactly why I got them, for privacy, as these things grow to around 5 feet tall, and require very little maintenance!



Now it's just dumb that I have to keep them strung up for the rest of the season...



At first I wasn't sure if I made a mistake buying ground floor, but I like the extra room of the patio, as opposed to the little balconies the upper units have!

What does your condo face? Mine faces another condo building directly across from my balcony and Lake Simcoe to the right.

[Blazor]

Lol, I've never tried it, but thought it would prolly be fun for a fuckathon lol.

I like to drink, and we know what can happen with a bit of age mixed with too much of the Southern Comfort...  So, I keep some on hand for that!  The woman doesn't even need to know!

Whats weird, I dont get whiskey dick (knocks on wood). But, round 2 is getting harder, and not literally lol. That refractory period is longer.



I wouldnt tell her either, I would just walk in swingin' my sword and proclaim "prepare thy self woman for a good dicking!"  

[Chuck Bronson]

What does your condo face? Mine faces another condo building directly across from my balcony and Lake Simcoe to the right.

Back yard of a townhouse is across the way, about 50 feet away.  Rich Honger lives there with her two small children.  Her husband appears to visit occasionally, and I'll assume he spends most of his time in Hong Kong earning the cash...

[Chuck Bronson]

Whats weird, I dont get whiskey dick (knocks on wood). But, round 2 is getting harder, and not literally lol. That refractory period is longer.

I wouldnt tell her either, I would just walk in swingin' my sword and proclaim "prepare thy self woman for a good dicking!"  

Exactly!  You never tell them!

[Anonymous]

Your plants look very nice Mel.

 

[Chuck Bronson]

Your plants look very nice Mel.

 

They actually should look better, and I shouldn't have to string them up!  A massive downpour a couple weeks ago seems to have fucked them!

[Anonymous]

Your plants look very nice Mel.

 

They actually should look better, and I shouldn't have to string them up!  A massive downpour a couple weeks ago seems to have fucked them!

They still make your patio look good.