You know what's better than sex?

[Chuck Bronson]

At least with my ex?



Hamstring/Leg stretches done right!  The more pain you put into it, the better the outcome!



Satisfying every time!  Push until it hurts!



Put your fucking leg up like this, to achieve maximum results!









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[Odinson]

I dont like the work surfaces in your kitchen..



Wooden ones would be less anemic.

[cc]

...better than sex...

OK. Does it make you cum stronger? If so, approx how many hurts do the job?

[Anonymous]

Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

[Odinson]

Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

[Anonymous]

Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

[Odinson]

Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

  Then why do you try to make my life worse?

[Anonymous]

Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.

[Odinson]

Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.

You sound so frustrated..



When you are angry all the time, you are only hurting yourself.





Excuse me for my bad language.. It doesnt mean I´m angry.. It just means I´m a vulgar beast.

[Anonymous]

Mel needs to get laid. Old Joe and little odinson are desperate too.

So do you..



You whine constantly.. And then blow up out of nothing.





You got one stuck in the chamber.





Ask your wife to give you a happy ending..

That was pity not whining Odinson, but you know that anyway..



Herman feels sorry for you because you have no life.

I show empathy for the little bullshitter and he throws a hissy fit. Last time I try to be a nice guy.

You would think even in his perpetual inebriated state he would be more appreciative.

[cc]

Hey. Stop hijacking Mel's intriguing thread about his new sex replacement / enhancement invention

[Frood]

Wine and cheese platters are better than sex.

[cc]

No, wine and cheese while having sex warmup is about as good as it gets ... it qualifies as a preliminary



except for mel's new invention of course

[Anonymous]

Hey. Stop hijacking Mel's intriguing thread about his new sex replacement / enhancement invention

Ya, good point. Mel is just offering suggestions for old Joe and odinson who aint getting any either.

[Frood]

Is Mel suggesting that he sticks his foot or leg up his bottom until the stretching hurts?